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a favourable account of a club from which he has been unanimously blackballed; and somewhat in a similar predicament, we imagine, our author stands-this account, we fear, shews that he has never been present at a ball held in them; for, if we mistake not, his virtuous indignation against waltzes is entirely thrown away. In the time of our vacation-sojourns in the Bath, we know-and then felt considerably disappointed-that they

were not permitted. First, there was a country-dance, and then quadrilles, till the clock struck twelve, at which witching hour cloaks were huddled upon many a lovely form, that longed for one other set. And before the finger of time had pointed half way to the "wee short hour, ayont the twal"

the bald-pated, silk-stockinged flunkey, who extinguished the brilliant lamps and lustres,

"walk'd alone

The banquet hall deserted,
Whose lights were fled, whose garlands dead,
And all but he departed."

But though we are not prepared to offer any thing in praise of waltzing, we should certainly be very guarded in expressing our opinion of its pernicious influence either upon the manners or the morals. We know that many of the purest and wisest amongst us see no more harm in a waltz than in a quadrille; and though we should not be altogether delighted to see a great brawny Irish jontleman twirling round a daughter of ours, we should not be inclined to think that any great sin had been committed on any side, either in thought, word, or deed. Our great objection is, that it is so decidedly unnational. It seems all well enough for a bowing, scraping, fiddling Frenchman, with his enormous mouth displaying its grinning vastness under the shade of his twisted whiskers and moustaches, to put his kid-covered fin

gers on the extreme verge of a Parisian beauty's waist, and twirl round and round, (the two smirking insig nificant-looking figures!) till they are tired of admiring each other and themselves. But we hate to see steady, quiet, massive looking Englishmen twisting and pirouetting with a fine, sonsy, modest-looking lassie depending from their arms; and verily we rejoice with a malicious satisfaction when, as is generally the case in an English ball-room, another couple of revolvers come into contact with the first, and they spin off at a tangent, one into the fire-place, and the other creating an uproar among the fiddles at the other end of the room. But from waltzing, whether commendable or not, the Bath assemblies are free; but hear the censor

"Go to the vaunted Rooms'-what find you there?
The noise of folly, and the lamp's high glare,
The dazzling robe, the lofty waving plume,
Bright eyes, gay glances, music, mirth, perfume,
All that destroys the taste or spoils the heart,
Truth, Nature, Virtue, sacrificed to art!
Lo! the young girl by scheming mother led
With but one wish to see her daughter wed,--
Leaves on one glittering night the modest grace
Which gave new beauties to her form and face,
And stands unmoved a thousand stares, and then
Quells every fear, and boldly stares again!
What joys to her shall simple Nature yield,
The once loved river, and the flow'ry field?
Even in her far-off rustic home, a blight

Falls on her heart from that remember'd night;
And oft in Memory's ear those strains shall sound
When first she twirl'd the waltz's giddy round;

And he, the whispering bright-eyed youth, who danced,
And smiled so softly, so bewitching glanced,
Oft comes his form," &c. &c.

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We had not imagined that there breathed in a Christian land a man who was so lost in his feelings to Christian charity. Is one gay night, one brilliant assemblage of all that is most bright and fascinating, to corrupt the purity and destroy the happiness of any girl who is a spectator of it? Far from it. With what a much stronger relish will she return to the quiet delights of her country home perhaps to yonder white-walled parsonage among the sycamores, where duly as the Sabbath bell is tolled, she has been seen supporting the tottering steps of her greyhaired father into the house of God, the beloved of all the villagers, and the ornament and pride of that old man's widowed hearth? Is once being present at an assembly to wash away all her former recollections, to take the sweetness from the strains of "that winged song, the restless nightingale, which turns its lone

heart to music," is it to make her despise the simple beauties that she was once fond of and from the effects of that one overwhelming night, when she saw seven or eight hundred welldressed people, with all the paraphernalia which he has conjured up, of light hearts, gay glances, robes, feathers, perfumes, and mirth, to make her ever after a puling sentimental whining girl, sighing to leave her quiet birthplace, and mingle for ever in the laborious pleasures of a "ball-going young lady?" We don't believe that it ever had this melancholy effect upon any man, woman, or child, since the creation till now. She talks of the gaiety of that evening for two days, and on the third she has totally forgotten, unless when reminded by a chance look at her gauze or feathers, that she ever was at a Bath ball in her life. One other quotation and we have done.

"Once did I mark a maid, whose beauties won
Each wondering eye e'er folly's reign begun;
Night after night she graced the sounding hall,
The brightest, gayest, loveliest of them all;

Yet soon the glow, which roseate health had shed,
Far from her pallid cheek for ever fled;

But art supplied what nature doom'd to fade,

And still she bloom'd, though still her health decay'd,
Still gleam'd her eye, though half it's light was o'er,
Still smiled she sweetly as she smiled before,
Till, worn her strength, no well-timed cares applied,
A smiling, waltzing, glittering thing-she died."-P. 17.

This example comes with peculiar force, as having happened within the sphere of our author's knowledge, and to one of his own acquaintance. But, in addition to the causes to which he has attributed her death, attending balls, smiling, rouging, and being pretty, he has forgot what we are informed by one of the surgeons of the hospital, was one of the main instruments of her decease. We allude to the immoderate use of gin, which the author knows as well as we do, was the unfortunate propensity of his defunct friend and kinswoman, Miss Joanna Scraggs. But no more of this.

We advise our friend, the satirist, to give up versifying, as a sort of trade in which he will never excel. Let him stick to his blacking and shoe brush, and we have no doubt he will earn more coppers as deputy boots at an inn, than ever he will acquire laurels by writing poems. His Bath, even as a satire, is a complete failure. It is too general either to be feared or useful; but let the natives be particularly on their guard, for, as we intend shortly to visit their city, we shall show in old Maga, that "A chield's amang them taking notes, An' faith he'll prent it."

TALES OF THE O'HARA FAMILY.

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How comes it to pass, that among the numerous endeavours to amuse the reading public with scenes of humble Irish life and manners, offering, it should seem, a rich field for genius to expatiate on, so few have been little better than miserable failures? Miss Edgeworth, alone, seems to have enjoyed the happy talent of just description, as well in the humorous as the pathetic; the rest, for the most part, bearing to her pictures the same proportion which extravagant caricatures do to the vivid representations of Hogarth's pencil. We may sometimes find a single scene tolerably well exhibited, or a natural representation of Hibernian character in a short essay, such as lately appeared in your Mis cellany, under the title of the "Irish Yeoman," but in works professing to give an ample delineation of Irish humour, feelings, habits, and manners, I have not been fortunate enough to meet with any deserving of just commendation, save those of Miss Edgeworth.

Shakspeare, whose comprehensive range of mind nothing seems to have escaped, and to whom nihil humani was alienum, is, as far as I know, the first who introduced the peculiarity of Irish character to public notice, and that only in one of his dramas. It was not, however, yet ripe for such a purpose; and all that can be said of the great dramatist is, that he laid the foundation. Captain Macmorris appears but in one scene, and is remarkable only for a hot temper, an intrepid spirit, and a profane tongue. Those of his nation had mixed little with the English in Shakspeare's time, and it is probable, that the great Bard drew the portrait less from personal knowledge than the report of others. The same may be said of the Scotch, one of whom appears in the same play (Henry V.), and is distinguished only by his northern dialect; the great influx of Caledonians being subsequent to the reign of Elizabeth, during which most of Shakspeare's dramas were written. Of Welsh peculiarities, from his own intimate acquaintance with them, he has made frequent and happy use, and would have done the same with the others, had he possessed an equal knowledge. It was not, I believe, un◄

til the commencement of the 18th century, that the character of native Hibernians afforded so copious and frequent a subject for the novelist and play-writer, the success of whose early labours on the stage, particularly, has given birth to a number of descrip tions, for the most part extravagant and overdrawn, the natural result of imitation falling into incompetent hands. Literary labour seems to be in this respect the reverse of mechani cal. When a very useful or ingenious piece of mechanism brings emolument or excites admiration, it is sure to be not only copied, but improved, by others, among whom, perhaps, there might be none possessed of the same inventive powers as the original contriver. But let a novel work of literary merit be brought forward, though it shall find thousands of copiers, how few will be the instances of adequate and commendable imitation! What a host of pens and printers have been pressed into the service of romance and novelism by the appearance of the Waverley Novels! The wish to be equally agreeable and instructive, was very natural, but the wishers, unfortunately, for the most part at least, forgot what was first not only to be wished for, but to be attained,-a genius capable of equalling or approximating the compositions of the great Leader. Ireland being out of his way, obvious. ly afforded fine ground for something like rivalship, in contrasting the amusing varieties of her national character. It had, indeed, been successfully trod before, by the lady above men tioned, whose works will bear no dis➡ advantageous comparison with any of a like nature. It had also been trampled by the bog-trotting buskius of Lady Morgan; who, wild as her fictions are, is somewhat more at home in endeavouring to paint the rude manners in which she was bred, than those of the civilized countries into which she has intruded. She always put me in mind of a passage in Hamlet's advice to the players, to apply which, the reader has only to substitute the word "writer" for " players." "Oh, there be players that I have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely, that neither having the accent of

Christian, nor the galt of Christian, Pagan, or man, have so strutted and bellowed, that I thought some of Nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably." Truly, her Ladyship is one of the vile imitators of humanity, and yet she has her admirers, Sir Jonah Barrington among the rest. -No wonder-" Qui Bavium non odit, amet tua carmina, Mævi." Well! 'tis all for the good of trade. As long as there are superficial readers, there will be superficial writers, and to say nothing of both being worse employed, as was probably the case before the invention of printing, a man of humanity finds great consolation in thinking, that a vast number of persons earn their daily bread in the fabrication of paper, the casting of types, the working of presses, and all the etceteras that go to the production of volumes, which, after a few months, or at most years, are only fit for lining trunks, or wrapping spices.

Though I will not say that the Tales of the O'Hara Family were written with a view of rivalling the Waverley, or of rendering Irish subjects as productive of general interest and delight, as Sir Walter Scott has rendered those of Caledonia, I may at least venture to affirm, that they owe their birth to the success of his incomparable compositions. In this respect, Ireland did afford new and fair ground for honourable emulation in well-wrought adventures, deduced from stories of the olden time, in scenes of rich romantic beauty, and in skilful delineations of Irish character, modern as well as antique. But oh, sad indeed is the falling off, and mortifying the disparity! For why? A different genius illumines the brain, a different spirit rules the heart, and a very different hand governs the pen. I had been led to expect much from the representations of that lively genius which produced the burletta of Midas, and I believe some other compositions of a like nature. I had heard those talents praised " highly," if not (as Shakspeare says) "profanely," so that they were among the few works of the kind which I had a desire to see, though before I made them my own, I thought it prudent to try and borrow them from a friend. I have more than once been sadly taken in by list

ening to puffs, for puffers every writer contrives to find even among those from whom some degree of sound judgment is expectable. How this is managed, I don't pretend to say-partiality to a friend, or unwillingness to appear ill-natured, or any thing in short, but saying that the reproach cast upon the greatest city of old times, is true of London-Omnia venalia Roma. Scarce a work issues from the recessesof the printing house, but you see it puffed, sometimes openly and li berally, sometimes incidentally as it were, in some sly corner of a Periodical, a Magazine, a Literary Journal, or a newspaper. It is true, few of any note escape the knife of critical dissection, and some are handled a little too roughly; but it is also true, that others escape either with a slight scratch, or without any censorial ani madversion.

It is some comfort to a person, who, like me, possesses, or fancies that he possesses, a little of criticizing talent, when he does happen to light upon a book of false pretensions, to think that he has got a subject wherein that talent may be amusingly employed. But then it must be worth cutting up, otherwise the zest of employment is gone; for who would descend to the task of refuting folly, and commenting upon absolute dulness? Fortunately I have a neighbour or two, to whom, having many an hour to spare from the ordinary pursuits of life, and minds not very hard to be pleased, every new tale is welcome, particularly in the long evenings of a winter in the country. As they have the means of gratifying their reading propensities, they are good customers to the bookseller, who knows their palates, and takes care to supply them with suitable provision; such literary dainties as have reference to their own country being most acceptable. To one of these kind friends my pocket is indebted for retaining the price that otherwise would have gone to cumber my shelves with the tales of the O'Hara Family. I have already told you how much my hopes of entertainment had been raised by the promise of the name-they were still farther enhanced by the title page announcing, a Second Edition. Oh, thought I, my hour for amusive reading will this night pass smoothly; and so as soon as

it struck nine, I commenced reading the first tale, entitled, "Crohoore of the Billhook."

Crohoore of the Billhook, however unheroical his appellation, is not withstanding, if not the intended hero of the tale, at least the most extraordinary personage of the drama, and such a one as certainly never appeared upon the stage of life. It seems to be the opinion of many writers of tales, that the more they recede from nature and reason, the more they will engage the attention of the reader; and that if they can fill their pages with wonders enough, the object of their ambition is attained. It is not very difficult to construct volumes on this principle, and if children were to be their readers, the plan might answer well enough, provided the stories were short, and the language simple. Uninteresting prolixity is a sad penance either to eye or ear.

Crohoore is introduced to the reader as making one in a Christmas Eve party, at a rich farmer's house in the county of Kilkenny, generally, I believe, considered to be one of the least mountainous and most civilized parts of the island. In this farmer's family he, taken in many years before as an orphan child, lived as a servant, well fed, clothed, and lodged, and repaying the benevolence that sustained him, by his daily labour within and without. That family consisted of the man of the house, represented as passionate but good-natured, his wife, a very kind and gentle mistress, and their daughter, a most amiable, as well as beautiful young creature. That party, on that night of peculiar festivity, was increased by the company of some neighbours, among whom was a merry piper, and a very handsome young man (Pierce Shea,) the young lady's accepted lover. One would think that there was not a heart in company that should have beat with warmer feelings of joy and gratitude than that of Crohoore, contrasting his actual situation in such a house, with what it might have been, had not the charity of the inmates taken pity on the destitute condition of the orphan. This, indeed, would have been natural and reasonable, especially in a generous mind, as his eventually proves to be; but then it would not have suited the story, or answered the purposes of an author, determined, like Mr Bayes, " to elevate

and surprise." On the contrary, Crohoore keeps aloof in sullen silence. Like King Alfred, who trimmed his bow while the cakes were burning, the heroic Crohoore sat apart with his hat on, sharpening his billhook, but for what purpose, I defy the most fertile of romantic invention to guess, or even to make the smallest approach to in the way of conjecture. It was not indeed for the purpose of trimming his beard on Christmas morning, but it was for the purpose, one never certainly contemplated by any but the ingenious authors of these tales,-of going out on the night preceding Christmas-to snare rabbits!!! And for whom was the heroic Crohoore to hook rabbits on a night of such preposterous selection? Why, for a poor old woman in the neighbourhood, who, it seems, some time before informed him that she was his mother, and to whose support he chose that singular method of contributing. But though Crohoore could have turned the billhook to little account as a poacher, it was materially requisite for the views of the author, and indeed so necessary to conduct the plot, that the tale itself might with great propriety be nominated, The Billhook. Crohoore's sullen behaviour, and the noise of the billhook, having justly given some offence, he is reproved by the man of the house, and not answering with due respect, the old man proceeds to blows, and the upshot is, that Crohoore takes his departure, refusing to listen to any apology, and denouncing vengeance with his scowling looks. That very night the old couple are murdered, and the daughter missing; the circumstances of the preceding night, corroborated by the billhook found in the house bloody, necessarily conspiring to fix the charge of the murder on Crohoore.

But the person of this hero must not be passed unnoticed, though the entire of the picture is too long to insert. To a head of enormous size, furnished with features, not merely ugly, but approaching to horrible, the describer attaches a "trunk considerably under the height of even men of low stature; their unnatural disproportion probably heightened their unfavourable expression, and joined to another cause, we shall have occasion to notice," (namely his reputation of being in league with the devil), “creas ted, among his rustic compeers, a feel

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