THE FOLLOWING THEATRICAL ADDRESS, With a double allusion to the Times, was written expressly by Thomas Lowndes Esq for Mrs. M Benefit at the Dover Theatre, Febrary 9th 1825, and was recited by her to an overflowing House with considerable applause. In this enlighten'd age of steam and gas, Not for the Directors good, but for the Nation; Of eight, ten, twelve, and ninety-six per cent Take in the Flats, and poets fare so well By this rash novel taste, who us'd to dwell In Garrets, that they in their Chariots ride, Deck'd out with ev'ry sort of worldly pride, Qld England's money'd spirit you must own, Like Jack's fam'd bean stalk, has most quickly grown. Especially, if I to days of old Refer, when Milton's copyright was sold Of his sublime poem, Paradise Lost, (Thus on life's ocean are poor poets tost) For the disgraceful sum of fifteen pounds. A fact, howe'er incredible it sounds, Which is too true, shall then the Country Player By sometimes taking in her spendthrift head And deeming brown stout, when her turn to sing, (Vices we hope, that, by the yard or foot, Against all Players, therefore 'gainst us I ween. For what relateth to the common weal, Has all at once become so very pure, No Prostitute Repentant could sham more demure, (Like Desdemona smother'd with its spleen,) Is only fit for Pillories or Stocks, When hot press'd by the old Times printing blocks. Rejoic'd that I your sympathy obtain, Conscious, whate'er you give, will be my gain, Of your protection, on this joint Stock Night. With grateful feelings, that it cannot meet From debt, wherefore I hope you'll let me pay A PROLOGUE For Miss Vernon's Benefit at Dover, 5th February, 1825, (her Play being, The Way to keep him, written by Mr. Murphy,) but not spoken, as intended, from Miss V. being too much engag'd to recite it from memory. The Dramatist in this corrupted age, Fills ev'ry act, in spite of wisdom's laws, (To gain a vulgar gallery's coarse applause) With such stale clap traps, that each monkey trick |