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down several parts of Europe. It happened that the merchant, whose heart seems to have inclined towards the boy by a secret kind of instinct, had himself lost a child some years before. The parents, after a loug search for him, gave him up for drowned in one of the canals with which that conptry abounds; and the mother was so afflicted at the loss of a fine boy, who was her only son, that she died for grief of it. Upon laying together all particulars, and examining the several moles and marks by which the mother used to describe the child when he was first missing, the boy proved to be the son of the merchant whose heart had 80 unaccountably melted at the sight of hiin. The lad was very well pleased to find a father who was so rich, and likely to leave bim a good estate; the father, on the other hand, was not a little delighted to see a son return to bim, whom be had given for lost, with sach a strength of constitution, sharpness of understanding, and skill in languages." Here the printed story leaves off; but if I may give credit to reports, our linguist baving received such extraordinary rudiments towards a good education, was afterwards trained up in every thing that becomes a gentleman; wearing off by little and little all the vicious habits and practices ibat he had been used to in the course of his peregrinations: nay, it is said, that he has since been employed in foreign courts upon national business with great reputation to himself, and honour to those wbo sent him, and that he has visited several countries as a public minister, in which he formerly wandered as a gipsy.*
• Since the purchase of Norwood Common, in 1806, Gipsies are unknown in the environs of London ; and in another generation it is expected there will be none in England.
DISSECTION OF A COQUETTE'S
Pectoribus inhians spirantia consulit exta.
Anxious the reeking entrails he consults.
I SHALL here enter upon the dissection of a Co
quelle's heart, and communicate to the public such particularities as we observed in that corious piece of anatomy.
I should perhaps have waved this undertaking, had not I been desired to do it by several of my unknown correspondents, who are very importunate with me to make an example of the coquette. It is therefore in compliance with the request of friends, that I have looked over the minutes of my dream, in order to give the public an exact relation of it, which I shall enter upon without further preface.
Our operator, before he engaged in this visionary dissection, told us, that there was nothing in his art more difficult than to lay open the heart of a coquette, by reason of the many labyrinths and recesses which are to be found in it, and which do not appear in the heart of any other anirral.
He desired us first of all to observe the pericar. dium, or outward case of the heart, which we did very attentively; and by the help of our glasses discerned in it millions of little scars, which seemed to have been occasioned by the points of innumerable darts and arrows, that from time to time had glanced upon the outward coat; though we could not discover the smallest orifice, by which any of them had entered and pierced the inward substance.
Every smatterer in anatomy knows that this pericardiam, or case of the heart, contains in it a thin reddish liquor, supposed to be bred from the yapours which exhale out of the heart, and being stopped bere, are condensed into this watery substance. Upon examining this liquor, we found that it had in it all the qualities of that spirit which is made use of in the thermometer, to show the change of weather.
Nor must I here omit an experiment one of the company assured us he himself had made with this liquor, which he found in great quantity about the heart of a coquette whom he had formerly dissected. He affirmed to us, that he had actually inclosed it in a small tube made after the manner of a weather glass; but that instead of acquainting him with the variations of the atmosphere, it showed him the qualities of those persons who entered the room where it stood. He affirmed also, that it rose at the approach of a plume of feathers, an embroidered coat, or a pair of frivgec gloves; and that it fell as soon as an ill-shaped periwig, a clumsy pair of shoes, or an unfashionable coat, came into his house: nay, he proceeded so far as to assure us, that upon his laughing aloud when he stood by it, the liqnor mounted very sensibly, and immedii ately sunk again upon bis looking serious. In short, he told us, that he knew very well by this invention whenever he had a man of sense or a coxcomb in his room.
Having cleared away the pericardiurn, or the case and liquor above-mentioned, we came to the heart itself. The outward surface of it was extremely slippery, and the mucro, or point, so very cold withal, that upon endeavouring to take hold of it, it glided through the fingers like a smooth piece of ice.
The fibres were turned and twisted in a more intri. cate and perplexed manner than they are usually found in other hearts; insomuch that the whole heart was wound up together in a Gordian knot, and must have had very irregular and unequal motions, whilst it was employed in its vital function.
One thing we thought very observable, namely, that a pon examining all the vessels wbich came into it, or
Issued out of it, we could not discover any communi. cation that it had with the tongue.
We could not but take notice, likewise, that several of those little nerves in the heart which are affected by the sentiments of love, hatred, and other passions, did not descend to this before us from the brain, but from the muscles which lie about the eye.
Upon weighing the heart in my hand, I found it to be extremely light, and consequently very hollow, which I did not wonder at, whew, upon looking into the inside of it, I saw multitudes of cells and cavities running one within another, as our historiaus describe the apartments of Rosamond's bower. Several of these little hollows were stuffed with innumerable sorts of trifles, which I shall forbear giving any particular account of, and shall therefore only take notice of what lay first and uppermost, which upon our unfold. ing it and applying our microscopes to it, appeared to be a flame-coloured bood.
We were informed that the lady of this heart, when living, received the addresses of several who made love to her, and did not only give each of them encouragement, but made every one she conversed with believe that she regarded him with an eye of kindness; for wbich reason we expected to have seen the impression of multitudes of faces among the several plaits and foldings of the heart, but to our great surprise not a single print of this nature discovered itself till we came into the very core and centre of it. We there observed a little figure, which, upon applying our glasses to it, appeared dressed in a very fantastic manner. The more I looked upon it, the more I thought I had seen the face before, but could not possibly re. collect either the place or time; when, at length, one of the company, who had examined this figure more nicely than the rest, showed us plainly by the make of its face, and the several turns of its features, that the little idol which was thus lodged in the very middle of the heart was a deceased begu.
As soon as we had finished our dissection, we re solved to make an experiment of the heart, not being able to determine among ourselves the nature of its substance, which differed in so many particulars from that of the heart in other females. Accordingly we laid it into a pan of burning coals, when we observed in it a certain salamandrine quality, that made it ca. pable of living in the midst of fire and flame, without heing consumed, or so much as singed.
As we were admiring this strange phænomenon, and standing round the heart in a circle, it gave a most prodigious sigh, or rather crack, and dispersed all at once in smoke and vapour. This imaginary noise, which methought was louder than the burst of a cannon, produced such a violent shake in my brain, that it dissipated the fumes of sleep, and left me in an instant broad awake.
THE NATURE OF THE SUPREME
Qui mare et terras variisque mundum
Temperat horis :
That can be, is, or was;
SIMONIDES being asked by Dionysius the Tyrant
what God was, desired a day's time to consider of it before he made his reply. When the day was expired, he desired two days; and afterwards, instead