ges dance in his heart, and adding from his own | suscitate the powers of digestion. Poverty is, experience new vigour to the wish, and from his indeed, an evil from which we naturally fly; but own imagination new colours to the picture. let us not run from one enemy to another, nor The particular occasion of this little composition take shelter in the arms of sickness. is not known, but it is probable that the author had been sick, and in the first raptures of returning vigour addressed Health in the following manner: Υγίεια πρεσβίστα Μακάρων, Μετὰ σοῦ ναίοιμι Τὸ λειπόμενον βιοτᾶς Σὺ δέ μοι πρόφρων σύνοικος εἴηι. Ει γάρ τις ἢ πλούτου χάρις ἢ τεκέων, Τᾶς εὐδαιμονός τ' ἀνθρώποις Βασιληίδος ἀρχᾶς, ἢ πόθων, Ούς κρυφίοις Αφροδίτης ἄρκυσιν θηρεύομεν, Μετὰ σεῖο, μάκαιρα Υγίεια, Σέθεν δὲ χωρὶς, οὐδεὶς, εὐδαίμων πέλει Projecere animam! quam vellent athere in alto For healthful indigence in vain they pray, VIRG. Those who lose their health in an irregular and impetuous pursuit of literary accomplishments are yet less to be excused; for they ought to know that the body is not forced beyond its strength, but with the loss of more vigour than is proportionate to the effect produced. Whoever takes life beforehand, by depriving himself of up rest and refreshment, must not only pay back the hours, but pay them back with usury; and for the gain of a few months but half enjoyed must give up years to the listlessness of languor, and the implacability of pain. They whose endealate, how much it is endangered by diseases of vour is mental excellence, will learn, perhaps too the body, and find that knowledge may easily be lost in the starts of melancholy, the flights of impatience, and the peevishness of decrepitude. "Health, most venerable of the powers of heaven! with thee may the remaining part of my life be passed, nor do thou refuse to bless me with thy residence. For whatever there is of beauty or of pleasure in wealth, in descendants, or in sovereign command, the highest summit of human enjoyment, or in those objects of human desire which we endeavour to chase into the toils of love; whatever delight, or whatever so- No. 49.] TUESDAY, SEPt. 4, 1750. lace is granted by the celestials, to soften our fatigues, in thy presence. thou parent of happiness, all those joys spread out and flourish; in thy presence blooms the spring of pleasure, and without thee no man is happy." Such is the power of health, that without its co-operation every other comfort is torpid and lifeless, as the powers of vegetation without the sun. And yet this bliss is commonly thrown away in thoughtless negligence, or in foolish experiments on our own strength; we let it perish without remembering its value, or waste it to show how much we have to spare; it is sometimes given up to the management of levity and chance, and sometimes sold for the applause of jollity and debauchery. Non omnis moriar, multaque pars mei HOR. Whole Horace shall not die; his songs shall save CREECH. THE first motives of human actions are those appetites which Providence has given to man in common with the rest of the inhabitants of the earth. Immediately after our birth, thirst and hunger incline us to the breast, which we draw by instinct, like other young creatures, and when we are satisfied, we express our uneasiness by importunate and incessant cries, till we have obtained a place or posture proper for repose. Health is equally neglected, and with equal impropriety, by the votaries of business and the The next call that rouses us from a state of infollowers of pleasure. Some men ruin the fabric activity, is that of our passions; we quickly beof their bodies by incessant revels, and others by gin to be sensible of hope and fear, love and haintemperate studies; some batter it by excess, tred, desire and aversion; these arising from the and others sap it by inactivity. To the noisy power of comparison and reflection, extend their roat of bacchanalian rioters, it will be to little range wider, as our reason strengthens, and our purpose that advice is offered, though it requires knowledge enlarges. At first we have no thought no great abilities to prove, that he loses pleasure of pain, but when we actually feel it; we afterwho loses health; their clamours are too loud for wards begin to fear it, yet not before it approaches the whispers of caution, and they run the course us very nearly: but by degrees we discover it at of life with too much precipitance to stop at the a greater distance, and find it lurking in remote call of wisdom. Nor perhaps will they that are consequences. Our terror in time improves into busied in adding thousands to thousands, pay caution, and we learn to look_round with vigilmuch regard to him that shall direct them to has-ance and solicitude, to stop all the avenues at ten more slowly to their wishes. Yet since lovers of money are generally cool, deliberate and thoughtful, they might surely consider, that the greater good ought not to be sacrificed to the less. Health is certainly more valuable than money, because it is by health that money is procured; but thousands and millions, are of small avail to alleviate the protracted tortures of the gout, to repair the broken organs of sense, or re which misery can enter, and to perform or endure many things in themselves toilsome and unpleasing, because we know by reason or by experience, that our labour will be overbalanced by the reward, that it will either procure some posítive good, or avert some evil greater than itself. But as the soul advances to a fuller exercise of its powers, the animal appetites and the passions immediately arising from them, are not sufficient to find it employment; the wants of nature are tomed to refer every thing to themselves, and soon supplied, the fear of their return is easily whose selfishness has contracted their underprecluded, and something more is necessary to re- standings. That the soul of man, formed for lieve the long intervals of inactivity, and to give eternal life, naturally springs forward beyond the those faculties, which cannot lie wholly quies- limits of corporeal existence, and rejoices to concent, some particular direction. For this reason, sider herself as co-operating with future ages, new desires and artificial passions are by degrees and as co-extended with endless duration. That produced; and, from having wishes only in con- the reproach urged with so much petulance, the sequence of our wants, we begin to feel wants in reproach of labouring for what cannot be enjoyed,; consequence of our wishes; we persuade our-is founded on an opinion which may with great selves to set a value upon things which are of no probability be doubted; for since we suppose the use, but because we have agreed to value them; powers of the soul to be enlarged by its separathings which can neither satisfy hunger nor miti-tion, why should we conclude that its knowledge gate pain, nor secure us from any real calamity, of sublunary transactions is contracted or exand which therefore, we find of no esteem among tinguished. those nations, whose artless and barbarous manners keep them always anxious for the necessaries of life. This is the original of avarice, vanity, ambition, and generally of all those desires which arise from the comparison of our condition with that of others. He that thinks himself poor because his neighbour is richer; he that, like Caesar, would rather be the first man of a village, than the second in the capital of the world, has apparently kindled in himself desires which he never received from nature, and acts upon principles established only by the authority of custom. Of those adscititious passions, some, as avarice and envy, are universally condemned: some, as friendship and curiosity, generally praised; but there are others about which the suffrages of the wise are divided, and of which it is doubted, whether they tend most to promote the happiness or increase the miseries of mankind. Upon an attentive and impartial review of the argument, it will appear that the love of fame is to be regulated rather than extinguished; and that men should be taught not to be wholly careless about their memory, but to endeavour that they may be remembered chiefly for their virtues, since no other reputation will be able to transmit any pleasure beyond the grave. It is evident that fame, considered merely as the immortality of a name, is not less likely to be the reward of bad actions than of good; he therefore has no certain principle for the regulation of his conduct, whose single aim is not to be forgotten. And history will inform us, that this blind and undistinguishing appetite of renown has always been uncertain in its effects, and directed by accident or opportunity, indifferently to the benefit or devastation of the world. When Themistocles complained that the trophies of Miltiades hindered him from sleep, he was animated by them to perform the same services in the same cause. But Cæsar, when he wept at the sight of Alexander's picture, having no honest opportunities of action, let his ambition break out to the ruin of his country. Of this ambiguous and disputable kind is the love of fame, a desire of filling the minds of others with admiration, and of being celebrated by generations to come with praises which we shall not hear. This ardour has been considered by some, as nothing better than splendid mad- If, therefore, the love of fame is so far indulged ness, as a flame kindled by pride, and fanned by by the mind as to become independent and prefolly; for what, say they, can be more remote dominant, it is dangerous and irregular; but it from wisdom, than to direct all our actions by the may be usefully employed as an inferior and sehope of that which is not to exist till we ourselves condary motive, and will serve sometimes to reare in the grave? To pant after that which can vive our activity, when we begin to languish and never be possessed, and of which the value thus lose sight of that more certain, more valuable, and widely put upon it, arises from this particular more durable reward, which ought always to be condition, that, during life, it is not to be obtain- our first hope and our last. But it must be ed? To gain the favour, and hear the applauses strongly impressed upon our minds that virtue is of our contemporaries, is indeed equally desira- not to be pursued as one of the means to fame, ble with any other prerogative of superiority, be- but fame to be accepted as the only recompense cause fame may be of use to smooth the paths of which mortals can bestow on virtue; to be aclife, to terrify opposition, and fortify tranquillity; cepted with complacence, but not sought with but to what end shall we be the darlings of man- eagerness. Simply to be remembered is no adkind, when we can no longer receive any bene-vantage; it is a privilege which satire as well as fits from their favour? It is more reasonable to wish for reputation, while it may yet be enjoyed, as Anacreon calls upon his companions to give him for present use the wine and garlands which they purpose to bestow upon his tomb. panegyric can confer, and is not more enjoyed by The true satisfaction which is to be drawn from The advocates for the love of fame allege in its vindication, that it is a passion natural and universal; a flame lighted by Heaven, and always burning with greatest vigour in the most enlarged and elevated minds. That the desire of the consciousness that we shall share the attenbeing praised by posterity implies a resolution to tion of future times, must arise from the hope, deserve their praises, and that the folly charged that with our name, our virtues will be propagatupon it, is only a noble and disinterested gene-ed; and that those whom we cannot benefit in rosity, which is not felt, and therefore not un- our lives, may receive instruction from our exderstood, by those who have been always accus-amples, and incitement from our renown. No. 50.] SATURday, Sept. 8, 1750. Credebant hoc grande nefas, et morte piandum, Si juvenis vetulo non assurrexerat; et si Barbato cuicunque puer, licet ipse videret Plura domi fraga, et majores glandis acervos. JUV. And had not men the hoary head revered, CREECH. I HAVE always thought it the business of those who turn their speculations upon the living world, to commend the virtues as well as to expose the faults of their contemporaries, and to confute a false as well as to support a just accusation; not only because it is peculiarly the business of a monitor to keep his own reputation untainted, lest those who can once charge him with partiality, should indulge themselves afterwards in disbelieving him at pleasure; but because he may find real crimes sufficient to give full employment to caution or repentance, without distracting the mind by needless scruples and vain solicitudes. There are certain fixed and stated reproaches that one part of mankind has in all ages thrown upon another, which are regularly transmitted through continued successions, and which he that has once suffered them is certain to use with the same undistinguishing vehemence, when he has changed his station, and gained the prescriptive right of inflicting on others what he had formerly endured himself. To these hereditary imputations, of which no man sees the justice, till it becomes his interest to see it, very little regard is to be shown; since it does not appear that they are produced by ratiocination or inquiry, but received implicitly, or caught by a kind of instantaneous contagion and supported rather by willingness to credit, than ability to prove them. has acquired a right to repine at the distributions of nature? Or, why does he imagine that exemptions should be granted him from the general condition of man? We find ourselves excited rather to captiousness than pity, and instead of being in haste to soothe his complaints by sympathy and tenderness, we inquire, whether the pain be proportionate to the lamentation; and whether, supposing the affliction real, it is not the effect of vice and folly, rather than calamity. The querulousness and indignation which is observed so often to disfigure the last scene of life, naturally leads us to inquiries like these. For surely it will be thought at the first view of things, that if age be thus contemned and ridiculed, insulted and neglected, the crime must at least be equal on either part. They who have had opportunities of establishing their authority over minds ductile and unresisting, they who have been the protectors of helplessness, and the instructors of ignorance, and who yet retain in their own hands the power of wealth, and the dignity of command, must defeat their influence by their own misconduct, and make use of all these advantages with very little skill, if they cannot secure to themselves an appearance of respect, and ward off open mockery, and declared contempt. The general story of mankind will evince, that lawful and settled authority is very seldom resisted when it is well employed. Gross corruption, or evident imbecility is necessary to the suppression of that reverence with which the majority of mankind look upon their governors; on those whom they see surrounded by splendour, and fortified by power. For though men are drawn by their passions into forgetfulness of invisible rewards and punishments, yet they are easily kept obedient to those who have temporal dominion in their hands, till their veneration is dissipated by such wickedness and folly as can neither be defended nor concealed. It has been always the practice of those who It may, therefore, very reasonably be suspectare desirous to believe themselves made venera-ed that the old draw upon themselves the greatble by length of time, to censure the new comers est part of those insults which they so much into life, for want of respect to gray hairs and lament, and that age is rarely despised but when sage experience, for heady confidence in their it is contemptible. If men imagine that excess own understandings, for hasty conclusions upon of debauchery can be made reverend by time, partial views, for disregard of counsels, which that knowledge is the consequence of long life, their fathers and grandsires are ready to afford however idly and thoughtlessly employed, that them, and a rebellious impatience of that subor- priority of birth will supply the waht of steadidination to which youth is condemned by na-ness or honesty, can it raise much wonder that ture, as necessary to its security from evils into which it would be otherwise precipitated, by the rashness of passion, and the blindness of igno rance. their hopes are disappointed, and that they see their posterity rather willing to trust their own eyes in their progress into life, than enlist themselves under guides who have lost their way? Every old man complains of the growing de- There are, indeed, many truths which time pravity of the world, of the petulance and inso- necessarily and certainly teaches, and which lence of the rising generation. He recounts the might, by those who have learned them from exdecency and regularity of former times, and cele-perience, be communicated to their successors at brates the discipline and sobriety of the age in which his youth was passed; a happy age, which is now no more to be expected, since confusion has broken in upon the world and thrown down all the boundaries of civility and reverence. It is not sufficiently considered how much he assumes who dares to claim the privilege of complaining; for as every man has, in his own opinion, a full share of the miseries of life, he is inclined to consider all clamorous uneasiness as a proof of impatience rather than of affliction, and to ask, What merit has this man to show, by which he a cheaper rate; but dictates, though liberally enough bestowed, are generally without effect, the teacher gains few proselytes by instruction which his own behaviour contradicts; and young men miss the benefit of counsel, because they are not very ready to believe that those who fall below them in practice, can much excel them in theory. Thus the progress of knowledge is retarded, the world is kept long in the same state, and every new race is to gain the prudence of their predecessors by committing and redressing the same miscarriages. account of my entertainment in this sober season of universal retreat, and to describe to you the employments of those who look with contempt on the pleasures and diversions of polite life, and employ all their powers of censure and invective upon the uselessness, vanity, and folly, of dress, visits, and conversation. When a tiresome and vexatious journey of four days had brought me to the house, where invitation, regularly sent for seven years toge To secure to the old that influence which they are willing to claim, and which might so much contribute to the improvement of the arts of life, it is absolutely necessary that they give them selves up to the duties of declining years; and contentedly resign to youth its levity, its pleasures, its frolics, and its fopperies. It is a hopeless endeavour to unite the contrarieties of spring and winter; it is unjust to claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. The young always form magnificent ideas of the wis-ther, had at last induced me to pass the summer, dom and gravity of men, whom they consider as placed at a distance from them in the ranks of existence, and naturally look on those whom they find trifling with long beards with contempt and indignation, like that which women feel at the effeminacy of men. If dotards will contend with boys in those performances in which boys must always excel them; if they will dress crippled limbs in embroidery, endeavour at gayety with faltering voices, and darken assemblies of pleasure with the ghastliness of disease, they may well expect those who find their diversions obstructed will hoot them away; and that if they descend to competition, with youth, they must bear the insolence of successful rivals. Lusisti satis, edisti satis, atque bibisti: I was surprised, after the civilities of my first reception, to find, instead of the leisure and tranquillity, which a rural life always promises, and, if well conducted, might always afford, a confus ed wildness of care, and a tumultuous hurry of diligence, by which every face was clouded, and every motion agitated. The old lady, who was my father's relation, was, indeed; very full of the happiness which she received from my visit, and according to the forms of obsolete breeding, in sisted that I should recompense the long delay of my company with a promise not to leave her till winter. But, amidst all her kindness and caresses, she very frequently turned her head aside, and whispered, with anxious earnestness, some order to her daughters, which never failed to send them out with unpolite precipitation. Sometimes her impatience would not suffer her to stay behind; she begged my pardon, she must leave me for a moment; she went, and returned and sat down again, but was again disturbed by some new care, dismissed her daughters with the same treAnother vice of age, by which the rising gene-pidation, and followed them with the same counration may be alienated from it, is severity and censoriousness, that gives no allowance to the failings of early life, that expects artfulness from childhood and constancy from youth, that is peremptory in every command, and inexorable to every failure. There are many who live merely to hinder happiness, and whose descendants can only tell of long life, that it produces suspicion, malignity, peevishness, and persecution: and yet even these tyrants can talk of the ingratitude of the age, curse their heirs for impatience, and wonder that young men cannot take pleasure in their father's company. You've had your share of mirth, of meat and drink; 'Tis time to quit the scene-'tis time to think. ELPHINSTON. He that would pass the latter part of life with honour and decency, must, when he is young, consider that he shall one day be old; and remember, when he is old, that he has once been young. In youth he must lay up knowledge for his support, when his powers of acting shall forsake him; and in age forbear to animadvert with rigour on faults which experience only can correct. tenance of business and solicitude. However I was alarmed at this show of eager ness and disturbance, and however my curiosity was excited by such busy preparations as naturally promised some great event, I was yet too much a stranger to gratify myself with inquiries; but finding none of the family in mourning, pleased myself with imagining that I should rather see a wedding than a funeral. At last we sat down to supper, when I was informed that one of the young ladies, after whom I thought myself obliged to inquire, was under a necessity of attending some affair that could not be neglected: soon afterward my relation began to talk of the regularity of her family, and the inconvenience of London hours; and at last let me know that they had purposed that night to go to bed sooner than was usual, because they were to rise early in the morning to make cheesecakes. This hint sent me to my chamber, to which I was accompanied by all the ladies, who begged me to excuse some large sieves of leaves and flowers that covered two-thirds of the floor, for they intended to distil them when they were dry, and they had no other room that so conveniently received the rising sun. The scent of the plants hindered me from rest, and therefore I rose early in the morning with a resolution to explore my new habitation. I stole unperceived by my busy cousins into the garden, where I found nothing either more great or ele gant, than in the same number of acres cultivated for the market. Of the gardener I soon learned that his lady was the greatest manager in that part of the country, and that I was come hither at the time in which I might learn to make more pickles and conserves, than could be seen at any other house a hundred miles round. It was not long before her ladyship gave me | yet persuaded herself to discover, but seems resufficient opportunities of knowing her character, solved that secret shall perish with her, as some for she was too much pleased with her own ac-alchymists have obstinately suppressed the art of complishments to conceal them, and took occa- | transmuting metals. sion, from some sweetmeats which she set next day upon the table, to discourse for two long hours upon robs and gellies; laid down the best methods of conserving, reserving, and preserving all sorts of fruit; told us with great contempt of the London lady in the neighbourhood, by whom these terms were very often confounded; and hinted how much she should be ashamed to set before company, at her own house, sweetmeats of so dark a colour as she had often seen at Mistress Sprightly's. It is, indeed, the great business of her life, to watch the skillet on the fire, to see it simmer with the due degree of heat, and to snatch it off at the moment of projection; and the employments to which she has bred her daughters, are to turn rose-leaves in the shade, to pick out the seeds of currants with a quill, to gather fruit without bruising it, and to extract beau-flower water for the skin. Such are the tasks with which every day, since I came hither, has begun and ended, to which the early hours of life are sacrificed, and in which that time is passing away which never shall return. But to reason or expostulate are hopeless attempts. The lady has settled her opinions, and maintains the dignity of her own performances with all the firmness of stupidity accustomed to be flattered. Her daughters having never seen any house but their own, believe their mother's excellence on her own word. Her husband is a mere sportsman, who is pleased to see his table well furnished, and thinks the day sufficiently successful, in which he brings home a leash of hares to be potted by his wife. After a few days I pretended to want books, out my lady soon told me that none of her books would suit my taste; for her part she never loved to see young women give their minds to such follies, by which they would only learn to use hard words; she bred up her daughters to understand a house, and whoever should marry them, if they knew any thing of good cookery, would never repent it. There are, however, some things in the culinary science too sublime for youthful intellects, mysteries into which they must not be initiated till the years of serious maturity, and which are referred to the day of marriage, as the supreme qualification for connubial life. She makes an orange pudding, which is the envy of all the neighbourhood, and which she has hitherto found means of mixing and baking with such secrecy, that the ingredient to which it owes its flavour has never been discovered. She indeed, conducts this great affair with all the caution that human policy can suggest. It is never known beforehand when this pudding will be produced; she takes the ingredients privately into her own closet, employs her maids and daughters in different parts of the house, orders the oven to be heated for a pie, and places the pudding in it with her own hands, the mouth of the oven is then stopped, and all inquiries are vain. I once ventured to lay my fingers on her book of receipts, which she left upon the table, having intelligence that a vessel of gooseberry wine had burst the hoops. But though the importance of the event sufficiently engrossed her care, to prevent any recollection of the danger to which her secrets were exposed, I was not able to make use of the golden moments; for this treasure of hereditary knowledge was so well concealed by the manner of spelling used by her grandmother, her mother, and herself, that I was totally unable to understand it, and lost the opportunity of consulting the oracle, for want of knowing the language in which its answers were returned. It is, indeed, necessary, if I have any regard to her ladyship's esteem, that I should apply mysel to some of these economical accomplishments; for I overheard her two days ago, warning her daughters, by my mournful example, against negligence of pastry, and ignorance in carving; for you saw, said she, that, with all her pretensions to knowledge, she turned the partridge the wrong way when she attempted to cut it, and, I believe, scarcely knows the difference between paste raised, and paste in a dish. The reason, Mr. Rambler, why I have laid Lady Bustle's character before you, is a desire to be informed whether, in your opinion, it is worthy of imitation, and whether I shall throw away the books which I have hitherto thought it my duty to read, for the lady's closet opened, the complete servant maid, and the court cook, and resign all curiosity after right and wrong, for the art of scalding damascenes, without bursting them, and preserving the whiteness of pickled mushrooms. Lady Bustle has, indeed, by this incessant application to fruits and flowers, contracted her cares into a narrow space, and set herself free from many perplexities with which other minds are disturbed. She has no curiosity after the events of a war, or the fate of heroes in distress; she can hear, without the least emotion, the ravage of a fire, or devastations of a storm; her neighbours grow rich or poor, come into the world or go out of it, without regard, while she is pressing the jelly-bag, or airing the store-room; but I cannot perceive that she is more free from disquiets than those whose understandings take a wider range. Her marigolds, when they are almost cured, are often scattered by the wind, and the rain sometimes falls upon fruit when it ought to be gathered dry. While her artificial wines are fermenting, her whole life is restlessness and anxiety. Her sweetmeats are not always bright, and the maid sometimes forgets the just proportions of salt and pepper, when venison is to be baked. Her conserves mould, her wines sour, and pickles mother; and, like all the rest of mankind, she is every day mortified with the defeat of her schemes, and the disappointment of her hopes. With regard to vice and virtue she seems a kind of neutral being. She has no crime but luxu ry, nor any virtue but chastity; she has no desire The composition of the pudding she has, how-to be praised but for her cookery; nor wishes any ever, promised Clarinda, that if she pleases her ill to the rest of mankind, but that whenever they in marriage, she shall be told without reserve. aspire to a feast, their custards may be wheyish, But the art of making English capers she has not and their pie-crusts tough. M |