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These are pip'd forth but by Fame's penny-whistle ;
Cobbett, Hunt, Hone, Sir Robert and Sir Dowlas,
Wooler and Watson, Waddington and Thistle-

Wood, and that Wood who pictur'd is an owl as.
Radicals have not always sure prognostick;

Mills went to Hunt with heart most patriotic;
Hunt twitch'd his nose with fingers hard and caustick,
And double-Mill'd him with his fist despotick.
But the stout Vintner's cudgel Hunt dismay did,
Midst his high state, as with a power magnetic,
And brought him to his marrow-bones degraded,
And forc'd him there to take the crab-emetic.
So Parr, that Bellendenian puff scholastic,

Courting applause, a grim full-bottom'd classic,
Hearing "God save the KING" enthusiastick,
Turn'd round amaz'd, and like a sapient ass sick,

So Cobbett, Will-o'-th'-Whisp, set sail allegro,

With Tom Paine's bones, of which he'd cheated Yankee,
And found 'twas but the carcase of a negro,

For which the people said not even-thank ye.

Oh! then these Rights of Man and Age of Reason
To canonize their Saints no fraud prohibit!
Yet if, for blasphemy of Heav'n and treason,
Paine must have relics-steal them from the gibbet!
If dupes still deem the negro-bones a fiction,
Devis'd a scarecrow from a pois'nous paper,
Where is this Jack-a'-Lanthorn's contradiction?–
But now our moral wants the Linen-Draper.

Had you seen Dowlas vault his capering nag on,
Back'd by his Aid-de-camp Sir Cockney Robin,
You would have thought St. George and eke his dragon
Had sued for quarter to these men of bobbin.

But sad reverse! This Jack-o'-nought of muslin
Now's a mere peg to hang his crapes and twills on,
And great Sir Robert, after all his bustling

En militaire, now ends plain Mr. W-n.

Thus with the Radicals-fallacious hope

Awhile their wretched schemes of treason hallows;
And Fortune gives them but her length of rope,

And then exalts them-to the very gallows.

* During her late Majesty's trial, Doctor Parr was at Birmingham, and went to the theatre on a well-remembered evening in his full-bottomed wig, and in no less full expectation of being thereat hailed as the very pink of liberty and cauliflower of learning. But, alas! proh pudor! on that occasion his party did not prevail. John Bull felt and sung out as he ought, and the learned classic found himself compelled to retire.

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Shall I lose my doctor? no; he gives me the potions,

And the motions.-Merry Wives of Windsor. EMPIRICISM, whether in the body politico, or physico-organical, is equally mischievous. It is apt in both subjects, in fifty cases at least to one, not merely to aggravate disorder, but to be its prime mover and artificer.

It

Poor little Whig was, at first, merely a little queer and queasy, troubled a good deal with the fidgets, restless and uneasy with imaginary ills, till unfortunately he got into Dr. Radical's hands, and nostrum-mongers of his stamp. would be curious to have a peep into the said Doctor's private pocket-book of prescriptions: but we warrant the under-mentioned ingredients are most plentifully recommended.

In such a wilderness of sweets," salves, and pills political, we might be pretty sure of finding the following drugs, chemicals and simples for his simpletons.

We are, indeed, quite surprised that his wretched little patient, with all these radices, pulveres et flores infernales et mercuriales has held

out half so long. >

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First, he has been dosed weekly

with a full dram or two of the Cobbetia fistularis-Cobbett's asafœtida-or penny whistle; not that old English panacea-penny-royal.

Then there has been a decoction of

Ilchester Wall-flowers, and old Bailey Dock leaves; gall-nuts; bitter-almonds; bitter-apples; any bitters, but old hiera-picra: Par

son Fellowes and Doctor Parr for that.

MERCURY is now very much out of fashion, it being discovered that it produces a disease sui generis. It is very odd, and alarmingly appropriate, that several of the leading Radical Country News-Papers have chosen this poison as their titleMorbum caveto.

Then comes sour crout with sweet William and Sussex dandylion. In the name of Punch, what a mixture? The poor little Devil too has been obliged to gulp down a decoction of Log-Wood, as well Wood-a wretched compound of as, not long before, of Thistlerosive-somewhat less harmless than the vapid, with the desperately corthat old famed alterative of the Woods. Nobody can doubt that. And this too in his most feverish of a little worm-wood. What kill moments, instead of a saline draught surely to correspond-neck, or noor cure practice! Its fee ought thing.

As for Syr-ups and Syr-downs, he has had plenty of 'em, from Sir calve's foot to strengthen him, with No-well to Sir-Rob; and instead of a clove or two to warm him, his jellies have been squeezed out of the very Devil's cloven-foot, hotspiced with every thing fiery and inflammatory.

snake-root; but the wild genista, There was at first Fox-glove, and calculated to keep in irritation the or common Broom, was found more

tution. Night-shade, however, and the black-dwarf hellebore, with Hunt's pills, were abundantly, and to their proper place, directed. Assesthere being a scarcity of the digimilk, of course, and anti-money,

intestine war of his feverish consti

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argentaria. One of the oddest prescriptions would be a mercurial Preparation of Owl's brains, pulverized in the Doctor's own pestelential mortar.

The Neapolitan carbonate was likely to have been much in request with him; but it precipitated, and

did not answer the Doctor's expectations.

Of blistering there has assuredly been no sparing: cantharides in

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HOMER'S ILIAD, L. 1, The brains of owls with carbonaric-muriat, Myriads of Greeks sent down to hell infuriate.

every shape, and particularly when they could be mixed up with the Carolinea.

Of the Quercus Anglica, or old England's Oak-bark, little enough; and the basilicons of all kinds quite out of use with him. Nothing Royal for little Whiglet's sick stomach. Instead of this, a compound of the dregs of the populus Londinensis, and a particular caution to apply the diaculum vulgare instead of Court-plaster, and to keep the parts affected* as much as possible in hot water.

We have not time nor stomach to get through the whole drug-shop. These are very obvious ingredients. Besides our peep is but a conjectural one. We shall one day, per haps, know more about it, In the mean time we will offer Doctor Radical a prescription from the Crown Circuit Companion, or the Old Bailey Sessions Papers. "Take of conscience a scruple or two at least; and if this won't do, a certain ass. stringent, the linum silvestre usitatissimum, or hemp-seed liniment." It is in desperate cases wonderfully efficacious, and has been so from the spawn of Wat the Tiler, to Butcher Ings and his companions.

THE

AGRICULTURAL QUESTION.

IN discussing "the most im"the most important question," which can possibly engage public notice; we may fairly be supposed, from our habits and connections, to be the natural advocates of the country, or landed interest; yet we will not, nor are we disposed to suffer our predispositions to carry us into arguments upon any other ground than that of

Query, if not dis-affected.

+ If the old proverb be true, that “ murder will out."

Sir John Silvester, physician to the City of London, has recorded the efficacy of this medicine in various instances, particularly when taken with Dr. John Ketch-up's new Drop.

nationality. The question with us is, not that agriculture should be supported by the losses of any other branch of the community, but that it should be placed in that fair and equitable and prosperous state, in the which, if it be not placed, all other interests will lose the chief source of their invigoration.

The variety of points in which this subject may be viewed, and the many various positions in which it has already been placed, have created great confusion, and much misconception; we therefore find ourselves in the office of umpires upon evidence already received, than in the possibility of being able to discover any new feature in the case.

The question before the Select Committee was, to consider the various petitions presented to the House of Commons, complaining of the depressed state of Agriculture, with a view to some practical relief; and the mode of that relief, as suggested by the "Secretary to Agricultural Distress," was, "a fixed duty upon the importation of all Agricultural produce." The principle upon which the remedy was demanded, was, "that the manufactures of the country were so protected by prohibitory duties."

We are greatly inclined to the belief, that much of the indifference which was ministerially shewn, to the important matter of the petitions, arose from an appearance of combination on the part of the Agricultural petitioners:-combination always creates opposition; and unfortunately, the effect of the national debt is, to create in the House of Commons, too preponderating and too immediate an influence, in opposition to the landed interests. Under such circumstances, and against so powerful an antagonist, it might have been more discreet and judicious, more effectual, and for the Committee, upon one petition, more conciliatory, to have moved, founded upon, and accompanied by

facts and data, and emanating from some great land-owner, not being a member of the House of Commons; -whereas the Paper, which is subjoined in the Appendix (page xxx.), is bottomed upon the most fallacious argument, however it may appear to be borne out by matters of fact; -when, with this Paper is coupled the evidence of the person who drew up the precious document, the failure of the objects in view cannot be wondered at.

The Report contains no answer to the prayer of the petitioners; and proposes no remedy for the consideration of the House; but as a document conveying much important information, and opening a fair field for useful and dispassionate discussion; the report is most valuable. In practical importance, it is, however, far below the standard, of the one in 1814 on the subject of the Corn Laws, and indeed, both together should be taken with their evidence, in order to form the best opinion upon the bearings of the question: the evidence of 1814, as to the nature, extent, and influence of foreign importation upon the home markets, is particularly valuable. It appears to us to be included in the following statement of Samuel Scott, Esq., a member of the Committee. It is as follows:"Supposing the growth of wheat in this Kingdom to be below an average crop, do you think any importation that could be reckoned upon from the Baltic, would prevent the price of wheat in the Home market

from rising above 80s. a quarter ?—

"Answ. I think not.

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"Do you think that importation from other quarters, aiding that from the Baltic, would produce that effect?

"Answ. Unless under circumstances of a general abundance in the countries not habitually exporting corn, I think not.

"Supposing the price of wheat in England to be 635, a quarter, and a general abundance in Europe, do you think that a considerable importation could take place into this country?-Answ. I do.

"Do you think it could at any price below 63s. supposing the duty not to counteract such importation?

"Answ. It is difficult to state what price would be sufficiently low, to prevent an im

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portation from those parts that annually have a considerable quantity to spare. "Under the circumstances above stated, would not such importation tend materially to depress the Home Market, even though the prices were as low as 63s. per quarter? -Answ. Undoubtedly.

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"You have stated, that no importation that could be reckoned upon, would prevent the price of corn in the Home Market, from rising above 80s. in the event of our own growth being below an average crop; now tecting price against importation being think that, in the event of the proraised from 63s. to 80s., the quantity of corn imported would be diminished one single bushel, in the event of our own growth being any thing below an average crop?any thing "Ans. Certainly not.

"On the other hand, were a large importation to take place, such as you have stated under circumstances may happen, when the price is at or below 63s., would not the effect be, to discourage the growth of wheat in this Kingdom?

"Answ. Certainly it world."

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The evidence of Mr. Charles Frederic Hennings, a native of Elbing, locally acquainted with the districts of Poland, from which corn is sent to the ports of the Baltic for exportation, and himself a corn-factor of considerable experience in London, is in substance the same as that of Mr. Scott, ou this important part of the trade in Foreign corn.

It appears that Mr. Scott and his father had been for the period of fifty years engaged most extensively, both in the native and foreign corn trade. His evidence therefore being that of a person of great experience, and enabled to judge of both interests, is particnlarly valuable, and no doubt had great influence in effecting the measure of the existing corn laws.

[Anxious to relieve the terror which the agricultural interest appears to feel at the very name of foreign corn; and to have it at an early stage of our observations understood-" That foreign supply is not indefinite," (or as a farmer might say, that we can see to the bottom of their sacks ;) and that such supply is limited in its extent, by the ground in actual cultivation: we

have been drawn from the straight forward plan of our argument, which we now resume.]

In all matters of doubtful result, and of uncertainty, when recourse can be had to figures,, much of error and misconception vanishes at their touch. We therefore propose to precede our arguments by reference to the best work which has ever appeared, upon every subject connected with our financial situation; and the resources of the empire. This reference is necessary, that the magnitude and preponder ating rank of the landed interest may be at once seen and the better appreciated. Our readers need

hardly be told, that we allude to the laborious volume of P. Colquhoun, LL.D. of which he who can detect the few errors, must indeed be more than an ordinarily acute man. Could the critic compile such another work?

Mr. Colquhoun, in the chapter

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on the new property in the British empire," thus writes of agriculture:

and Ireland, is presumed to give employ "The agricultural labour of Great Britain ment and to afford support to 5,500,000 of the population, and the annual produce of this labour is estimated at £216,817,624.

Great Britain and Ireland, including the "In the year 1811 the population of army and navy, has been estimated in this work at 17,096,803 persons; but as the army, navy, marines, and registered seamen have been principally fed from the produce of the United Kingdom, and as the increased population since the census for Great Bri tain was made, cannot be estimated at less

than nearly one million of increase for the year in which the work quoted from was United Kingdom on the 1st May 1814, (the published) the whole may be taken at eighteen millions, depending principally upon the soil of the British Islands for sub

sistence."

Assuming these data, therefore the proportions of agricultural produce for the food of man and animals, and for other purposes as hereinafter stated, may admit of the following arrangement.

.£51,387,748

13,840,293

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27,117,376

Grass, hay, straw, potatoes, and provender,} 60,700,000

for 10,000,000 cattle

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