Fred. So you did, but I entirely forgot it. Sir R. And pray, what made you forget it? Fred. The sun. Sir R. The sun! he's mad! you mean the moon, I believe. Fred. Oh, my dear uncle, you don't know the effect of a fine spring morning, upon a fellow just arrived from Russia. The day looked bright, trees budding, birds singing, the park was so gay, that I took a leap out of your old +balcony, made your deer fly before me like the wind, and chased them all around the park to get an appetite for breakfast, while you were snoring in bed, uncle. Sir R. Oh, oh! So the effect of English sunshine upon a Russian, is to make him jump out of a balcony and worry my deer. Fred. I confess it had that influence upon me. Sir R. You had better be influenced by a rich old uncle, unless you think the sun likely to leave you a fat +legacy. Fred. I hate legacies. Sir R. Sir, that's mighty singular. They are pretty solid tokens, at least. Fred. Very melancholy tokens, uncle; they are posthumous dispatches, affection sends to gratitude, to inform us we have lost a gracious friend. Sir R. How charmingly the dog argues! Fred. But I own my spirits ran away with me this morning. I will obey you better in future; for they tell me you are a very worthy, good sort of gentleman. Sir R. Now who had the *familiar timpudence to tell that? Fred. Old rusty, there. Sir R. Why, Humphrey, you did n't? Hum. Yes, but I did though. you paltry to have designs. nature aims its atten Fred. Yes, he did, and on that score I shall be anxious to show you obedience, for 't is as meritorious to attempt sharing a good man's heart, as it is upon a rich man's money. A noble tions full breast high, uncle; a mean mind levels its dirty tassiduities at the pocket. Sir R. [Shaking him by the hand.] Jump out of every window I have in the house; hunt my deer into high fevers, my Ine fellow! Ay, that's right. This is spunk and plain Fred. I disagree with you there, uncle. Fred. You! you forward puppy! If you were not so old, Sir R. I'll knock you down, if you do. I won't have my servants thumped into dumb flattery. Hum. Come, you're ruffled. Let us go to the business of the morning. Sir R. I hate the business of the morning. Don't you see we are engaged in discussion. I tell you, I hate the business of the morning. Hum. No you do n't. Sir R. Don't I? Why not? Hom. Because 't is charity. Sir R. Pshaw! Well, we must not neglect the business, if there be any distress in the parish. Read the list, Humphrey. Hum. [Taking out a paper and reading.] "Jonathan Huggins, of Muck Mead, is put in prison for debt." Sir R. Why, it was only last week that Gripe, the attorney, recovered two cottages for him by law, worth sixty pounds. Hum. Yes, and charged a hundred for his trouble; so seized the cottage for part of his bill, and threw Jonathan into jail for the remainder. Sir R. A harpy! I must relieve the poor fellow's distress. Hum. [Reading.] "The curate's horse is dead." Sir R. Pshaw! There's no distress in that. Hum. Yes, there is, to a man that must go twenty miles every Sunday, to preach, for thirty pounds a year. Sir R. Why won't the vicar give him another nag? Hom. Because 't is cheaper to get another curate already mounted. Sir R. Well, send him the black pad which I purchased last Tuesday, and tell him to work him as long as he lives. What else have we upon the list? Kum. Something out of the common; there's one Lieutenant Worthington, a disabled officer and widower, come to lodge at farmer Harrowby's, in the village; he is, it seems, very poor, and more proud than poor, and more honest than proud. Sir R. And so he sends to me for assistance. Hum. He'd see you hanged first! No, he'd sooner die than ask you or any man for a shilling! There's his daughter, and his wife's aunt, and an old corporal that served in the wars with him, he keeps them all upon his half-pay. Sir R. Starves them all, I'm afraid, Humphrey. Fred. [Going.] Good morning, uncle. Sir R. You rogue, where are you running, now? Sir R. And what may you be going to say to him? Fred. I can't tell till I encounter him; and then, uncle, when I have an old gentleman by the hand, who has been disabled in his country's service, and is struggling to support his motherless child, a poor relation, and a faithful servant in honorable indigence, impulse will supply me with words to express my sentiments. Sir R. Stop you rogue; I must be before you in this business. Fred. That depends on who can run the fastest; so, start fair, uncle, and here goes.-[Runs out.] Sir R. Stop, stop; why, Frederic-a +jackanapes-to take my department out of my hands! I'll disinherit the dog for his assurance. Hum. No, you won't. Sir R. Won't I? Hang me if I-but we'll argue that point as we go. So, come along Humphrey. ST. KEYNE was a Welch princess, who lived and died near the well which was named after her. It was popularly believed, that she laid upon this well the spell described in this ballad. *AN; an obsolete word meaning if. 1. A WELL there is in the West Country, There is not a wife in the West Country, But has heard of the well of St. Keyne. 2. An oak and an elm tree stand beside, 3. A traveler came to the well of St. Keyne: For from cock-crow he had been traveling, 4. He drank of the water, so cool and clear, Under the willow tree. 5. There came a man from the neighboring town, At the well to fill his pail; On the well-side he rested it, And he bade the stranger thail. 6. "Now art thou a bachelor, stranger?" quoth he; The happiest draught thou hast drank this day 7. "Or has thy good woman, if one thou hast, For an she have, I'll venture my life, She has drunk of the well of St. Keyne." 8. "I have left a good woman, who never was here, The stranger he made reply; "But that my draught should be better for that, 9. "St. Keyne," +quoth the Cornish-man, "many a time Drank of this +crystal well; And before the angel summon'd her, 10. "If the husband, of this gifted well 11. "But if the wife should drink of it first, The stranger stoop'd to the well of St. Keyne, 12. You drank of the well, I warrant, +betimes! But the Cornish-man smiled, as the stranger spake, 13. "I hasten'd, as soon as the wedding was done, But in faith! she had been wiser than I, XC. THE FOLLY OF INTOXICATION. CASSIO and IAGO. Iago. WHAT! are you hurt, lieutenant? Iago. Marry, Heaven forbid ! Cas. +Reputation, reputation, reputation! Oh, I have lost my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is +bestial. My reputation! Iago, my reputation! Iago. As I am an honest man, I thought you had received some bodily wound: there is more sense in that than in reputation. Reputation is an idle and most false imposition: oft got without merit, and lost without deserving. What, man! there are ways to recover the general again. Sue to him, and he's yours. Cas. I will rather sue to be despised. Drunk! and squabble! swagger! swear! and discourse fustian with one's own shadow! Oh, thou invincible spirit of wine! if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil. Tago. What was he that you followed with your sword? What had he done to you? Cas. I know not. Iago. Is 't possible? Cas. I remember a mass of things, but nothing distinctly; a quarrel, but nothing wherefore. Oh, that men should put an enemy into their mouths, to steal away their brains: that we should, with joy, gayety, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! |