Phases of the Moon. MOON. D. H. M. 1st Quar. 10 5 m. New.... 7 41 m. DAY OF MONTH. HATE DAY OF WEEK Evening н. M. 1 21 M 1 17 9 5 SIDEREAL 4 W Venus BOSTON. N. YORK. WASH'TON D. 1 11 W 0 41 12 T 0 37 13 F 14 S 15 11 16 M 17.T MOON SOUTH. H. M. 11 53 ev. 10 33 ev. 2 3 m. 7 29 m. H. 5T 1 5 51 6 36 5 51 6 47 6 355 52 7 45 6 33 5 53 8 44 6 315 54 9 44 6 30 5 55 6 F 110 42 6 285 56 7S 0 57 11 386 26 5 57 810 0 53 morn 6 25 5 58 9 31|| 0 49 33 6 235 59 1 25 6 216 1 10 T 0 45 2 16 6 206 3 76 186 3 56 6 16 6 н. м. 11 41 ev. 3 14 ev. 10 21 ev. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 0 5 0 2 7 13 19 25 Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary. Iowa, and Oregon. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON RISES. SKTS. SETS. H. P. M. MORN. 2 29.11 22 Mars Jupiter Saturn P. M. 0 39 5 38,12 12 25 7 42 4 4,12 5253 M. H. M.H. M. II. M. н. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 4 4 6 355 53 0 2 0 51 6 33 5 54 morn 18 5 4 6 345 53 1 5 1 506 32 5 55 1 1 2 11 6 96 32 5 54 2 7 2 55 6 30 5 56 3 8 4 5 2 3 3 10 7 206 306 55 4 1 6 29 5 57 0 7 11 7 11 8 19 0 49 6 20 6 1 8 18 9 36 6 206 8 18 9 27 1 34 6 196 2 9 23 310 29 2 410 24 0 34 11 30 3 5 11 23 0 30 4 456 14 6 5 morn 0 26 5 34 6 13 6 6 0 27 0 19 0 22 6 22 6 11 6 7 1 20 1 12 0 18 7 10 6 96 9 2 9 2 1 18 W 0 14 7 576 76 10 2 54 7 356 19T 8 44 6 5 14 6 3 35 8 29 6 6 4 6 9 25 10 19 6 186 4 45 10 3 6 5 17 10 47 6 8 48 5 58 6 16 sets 3 48 5 476 22 10 345 48 6 21 morn 4 495 466 23 1 MOON. Perigee, 6th; apogee, 18th; highest, 3d, 31st; on equator, 9th, 24th; lowest, 13th. NEWTON invited a friend to dinner and forgot It. The friend arrived and found the philosopher in a fit of abstraction. Dinner was brought up for one. The friend, without disturbing Newtom, sat down and dispatched it. Newton recovered from his reverie, looked at the empty dishes, and said, "Well, really, if it wasn't for the proof before my eyes, I could have sworn that I had not yet dined." A COBBLER in Essex thus announced his calling: "Surgery performed here upon old boots or shoes, by adding of the feet, making good the legs, binding the broken, healing the wounded, mending the constitution, and supporting the body with new soles. Advice gratis." 2 31 11 16 2 34 11 10 2 37 11 4 morn 2 41 10 58 11 26 SUN AT H. W. SUN SUN MOON 1 2 3 6 morn 7 8 DR. HOLMES says that easy-crying widows take new husbands soonest; there is nothing like wet weather for transplanting. Phases of the Moon. MOON. DAY OF MONTH. DAY OF WEEK. Full 5 51 ev. 3d Quar. 14 New 22 3 36 ev. 1st Quar. 29 1 34 ev. BOSTON. D. H. M. 72 33 m. 23 T 24 F 25 S SIDEREAL Venus MOON SOUTH. SUN AT NOON-MARK, Mars Jupiter Saturn SUN JOHN tells a story of Thompson and Rogers, two married bucks of New York, who, wandering home late one night, stopped at what Thompson supposed was his residence, but which his companion insisted was his own house. Thompson rang the bell lustily, when a window was opened and a lady inquired what was wanted. "Madam," inquired Mr. T., "isn't this Mr. T-Thompson's house?" "No," replied the lady, "this is the residence of Mr. Rogers." "Well," exclaimed Thompson, "Mrs. T-T H. 3 36 12 1 59 0 21 2 2211 58 56 2 10 25 9 51 1 57 11 57 47 M. S. 3 45 Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; Mary- Iowa, and Oregon. and California. Morning SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON H. M. н. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 1 59 5 446 24 5 56 1 55 5 376 29 7 5 366 29 7 3 5 346 30 8 6 5 336 31 9 8 5 316 32 10 8 5 306 33 11 2 5 286 34 11 54 4 5 3 T 10 47 10 F 10 43 11 S 10 39 12 15 10 36 13 M 10 32 14 T 10 28 15 W 10 24 16 T 10 20 17 F 10 16 18 S 10 12 19 16 10 8 20 M 10 5 58 W 11 19 7 34 5 436 25 2 425 466 23 1 50 T 11 15 8 315 416 27 3 54 44 6 24 2 41 F 11 11 9 26 5 40 6 28 4 58 426 25 3 28 S 11 7 10 20 5 38 6 29 6 0 5 416 26 4 10 14 11 3 11 12 5 366 30 6 54 5 39 6 27 4 49 M 10 59 morn 5 356 31 7 40 5 376 28 rises 7T 10 55 35 336 32 7 4 8 23 8 W 10 51 54 5 316 33 8 8 8 9 9 1 44 5 306 34 9 14 1 65 316 33 9 11 9 52 2 34 5 286 36 10 15 1 505 306 34 10 11 10 34 3 24 5 26 6 3711 11 2 34 5 286 35 11 7 11 16 4 14 5 25 6 38 morn 3 215 26 6 36 11 59 ev. 6 5 35 236 39 0 3 9 5 256 37 morn 0 56 5 51 5 216 40 0 50 5 246 38 0 46 1 50 6 38 5 206 41 1 32 5 226 39 1 29 2 44 7 24 5 186 42 2 10 5 20 6 40 2 7 3 41 95 166 43 2 45 19 6 41 2 42 4 33 8 54 5 156 45 3 16 8 41 5 176 42 3 15 5 25 9 38 5 136 46 3 47 9 26 5 16 6 43 3 45 6 12 10 24 5 12 6 47 4 17 10 12 5 146 44 4 16 6 58 0 11 10 5 10 6 48 4 47 10 56 5 13 6 45 4 48 7 39 9 56 11 58 5 96 49 sets 11 36 5 116 46 sets 8 18 5 14 6 43 sets 9 52 ev. 48 5 76 50 7 47 morn 5 106 47 745 9 4 5 136 447 42 1 41 5 66 51 8 43 0 18 5 86 48 8 40 9 50 5 11 6 45 8 36 2 36 5 46 52 9 58 1 3 5 76 49 9 54 10 36 5 106 46 9.50 3 34 5 36 53 11 0 1 525 66 50 10 56 11 26 5 96 47 10 51 4 32 5 16 55 11 57 2 44 5 46 51 11 53 morn 5 86 48 11 49 5 305 06 56 morn 3 385 36 52 morn 0 24 5 6,6 49 morn 6 26 4 58 6 57 0 49 4 39 5 26 53 0 45 1 26 5 56 50 0 41 7 21 4 576 58 1 33 5 45 506 55 1 30 2 30 5 4 6 51 1 27 MOON.-Perigee, 3d and 28th; apogee, 15th; on equator, 6th, 20th; lowest, 13th; highest, 27th. 6 56 5 5 276 35 morn 5 25 6 36 0 42 5 246 37 1 24 5 23 6 38 2 3 5 21 6 39 2.39 5 206 40 3 13 5 186 41 3 44 5 176 42 4 16 5 16 6 42 4 48 4 21 T 10 22 W 9 48 9 44 26 17 941 27 M 9 37 28 T 9 33 29 W 9 29 30 T 9 25 H. W. SUN SUN MOON NYORK RISES. BETS. SETS. Thompson-beg your pardon-Mrs. Rogers, won't you just step down to the door and pick out Rogers, for Thompson wants to go home." IN ORDER to get an enemy, lend a man a small sum of money for a day. Call upon him in a week for it. Wait two months. In three months insist upon his paying you. He will get angry, denounce you, and ever after speak of you in abusive terms. We have seen this experiment tried repeatedly, and never knew it fail. MOON. Phases of the Moon. D. H. M. Full.... 6 1 53 ev. 3d Quar. 14 0 31 ev. New.... 22 1 52 m. 1st Quar. 28 6 58 ev. DAY OF MONTH. OF WEEK. DAY 12 1F 2S 5T 6 W 7T 8 F 98 10 19 11 M 12 T 13 W 14 T 15 F 19 T 20 W 21 T 22 F 23 S SIDEREAL 27 W 28 T 29 F BOSTON. Morning H. M. 9 21 MOON SOUTH. H. 8 Venus N. YORK. WASH TOND. 1 41 ev. 1 29 ev. 0 19 ev. 1 40 m. SUN Mars Jupiter | Saturn P. M. MORN. 13 710 18 3 0 7 ev. 13 3 11 10 4 19 3 11 9 58 6 34 ev. 25 3 8 9 51 SUN MOON M. H. M. H. M. 14 4 567 0 1 H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 2 15 9 17 318 9 13 M 9 6 51 4 596 56 2 13 2 52 7 54 4 586 57 2 50 23 26 8 52 4 56 6 58 3 26 34 0 9 44 4 556 59 4 0 4 32 10 32 4 547 0 4 33 5 rises 11 17 4 537 1 rises 011 57 4 527 2 7 57 ev.40 4 517 8 55 9 5 11 34 4 517 4 9 1 morn 4 49 7 8 57 24 4 48 7 6 8 8 53 1 14 4 47 7 7 8 59 3 8 49 2 44 46 7 8 9 54 1 244 497 8 04 576 57 rises 8 42 4 556 58 7 53 9 264 546 59 8 51 4 9 50 10 10 4 537 09 45 5 10 39 10 50 4 527 110 35 611 2411 35 4 517 211 19 7 morn ev.23 4 507 8 45 2 54 4 447 9 10 44 2 8 42 3 434 437 1011 28 8 38 4 8 34 5 2 51 4 477 8 0 5 1 13 4 497 8 30 6 9 0 41 1 14 7 8 26 16 S 8 22 1720 8 18 18 M 8 14 8 10 5 33 4 457 8 246 6 23 4 447 9 3 19 4 4 42 7 11 7 56 4 417 12 8 48 4 407 13 9 37 4 39 7 14 3 52 10 264 39 7 15 4 29 11 13 4 387 16 sets 11 58 4 377 17 morn 4 36 7 18 8 31 4 427 11 morn 18 4 417 12 0 9 34 407 13 0 44 6 48 4 39 7 14 1 16 7 32 4 387 15 1 47 8 16 4 377 16 2 16 9 14 367 17 2 46 9 48 4 357 18 3 17 6 10 38 4 34 7 19 7 11 4 437 10 3 56 2 11 30 4 337 20 7 55 4 437 10 4 35 7 58 ev. 25 4 32 7 21 8 43 4 427 11 sets 7 54 1 24 4 317 22 8 50 9 34 4 417 12 8 41 50 2 23 317 23 9 50 10 25 4 417 13 9 42 M7 46 3 23 307 24 10 45 1 39 4 35 7 20 10 41 11 15 4 407 14 10 37 7 43 4 21 4 297 25 11 33 2 334 347 20 11 30 morn 4 39 7 14 11 26 5 18 4 297 26 morn 3 27 4 34 7 21 morn 11 4 287 27 0 17 4 264 337 22 0 15 34 27 7 28 0 55 5 27 4 327 23 0 53 30 S 7 27 7 52 4 277 28 1 30 6 284 327 23 1 30 3122 7 23 8 414 267 29 2 2 7 30||4 317 24 2 2 MOON.-Apogee, 13th; perigee, 25th; on equator, 3d, 17th, 31st; lowest, 10th; highest, 24th. 1 46 8 39 35 6 7 31 7 0 13 4 397 15 morn 1 13 4 387 16 0 12 2 12 4 387 17 0 51 3 14 4 377 17 1 29 4 14 4 377 18 2 2 9 54 547 9 55 4 537 9 10 45 4 527 7 MORN. Boston; N. England, N. York N. York City; Philadelphia, Washington; MaryState, Michigan, Wisconsin, Conn., N. Jersey, Penn., Ohio, land, Va., Ky., Mo., and California. Iowa, and Oregon. Indiana, and Illinois. A BLIND man had been sitting one day, and pleasantly chatting with some visitors for an hour, when one of them wished the company good-morning, and left the room. "What white teeth that lady has!" said the sarcastic blind man. "How can you possibly tell that?" said a friend "Because, was the ready answer, "for the last half hour she has done nothing but laugh." 19 "WHY don't you enlist, Ginger?" asked a SUN AT NOON-MARK. 9 32 1 0 4111 56 8 34 0 16 11 56 16 8 15 e1146 11 56 44 H. M. 8. 32 11 56 54 H. W. SUN SUN MOON | H. W. SUN SUN MOON SETS. 711 56 25 8677A CON DAY OF MONTH. TERSACE DAY OF WEEK. 1M 2T 3 W 16 T 17 W 18 T 19 F SIDEREAL 20 S 21 25 22 M Venus MOON SOUTH. N. YORK. WASH TON D. 1 H. M. 1 59 m. 5 17 m. 0 54 m. H. M. 1 47 m. 55 m. 9 37 m. 0 42 m. 7 SUN SUN MOON 13 19 25 A BEAUTIFUL Parisian girl called on a lawyer | of that city noted for his sagacity, to learn how she could compel a certain gentleman, with whom she had fallen in love, to marry her whether or no. "You must contrive to remain alone with him, mademoiselle, three times, and fifteen minutes each time, and have good proof of the fact," said the lawyer. "Very well, Monsieur," replied the girl. She called twice more on the lawyer, remaining alone with him about twenty minutes on each occasion, and at the close of the last interview informed the aston P. M. 3 2 2 54 2 41 2 24 2 2 Mars MOEN. 9 44 9 31 9 25 9 18 Boston; N. England, N. York||N. York City; Philadelphia, Iowa, and Oregon. Morning H. W. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON SETS. SETS. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. н. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 2 36 5 11 4 36 7 19 6 3 9 7 1 723 6 55 7 19 9 29 4 25 7 30 2 34 8 26 4 317 24 7 6 47 4 34 7 24 10 37 6 44 4 34 7 24 11 12 10 W 6 40 12 F 13 S 6 32 14 24 6 28 15 M 624 16 6 20 147 8 6 16 9 2 23 9 5 1 17 17 4 227 39 6 12 10 6 811 6 4 ev. 4 34 7 25 11 46 1 23 4 34 7 25 morn 2 12 4 34 7 26 0 16 3 44 34 7 26 0 46 3 58 4 34 7 26 1 17 9 4 287 33 4 55 4 34 7 27 1 50 4 287 33 5 50 4 34 7 27 2 28 4 28 7 33 6 444 34 7 28 3 9 4 287 34 7 394 34 7 28 3 57 4 297 34 8 28 4 34 7 28 sets 9 4 237 40 8 35 4 297 34 8 31 9 214 34 7 28 8 26 10 4 237 40 9 28 4 297 34 9 2410 144 35 7 28 9 20 10 4 237 40 10 16 4 29 7 34 10 13 11 4 4 35 7 29 10 10 64 23 7 40 10 57 4 297 35 10 54 11 58 4 59 4 24 7 41 11 32 4 30 7 35 11 31 morn 4 35 7 29 11 30 5 50 4 247 41 morn 4 30 7 35 morn 0 52 4 36 7 29 morn 6 39 4 24 7 41 0 6 14 307 35 0 6 1 48 4 36 7 29 06 7 27 4 25 7 40 0 39 5 59 4 29 7 35 0 39 2 46 4 37 7 29 0 40 8 16 4 25 7 40 1 10 6 59 4 297 35 1 12 3 44 4 37 7 29 1 14 5 25 9 4 4 26 7 40 45 7 56 4 297 35 1 47 4 41 4 37 7 29 1 50 MOON.-Apogee, 9th; perigee, 224; lowest, 7th; on equator, 14th, 27th; highest, 21st. 6 0 1 9 58 10 55 11 46 morn 0 36 1 29 2 21 3 13 5 56 2 5 52 3 23 T 24 W 5 49 4 4 35 7 29 10 52 4 5 5 25 T 5 45 Washington; Maryland, Va., Ky., Mo., and California. Phases of the Moon. BOSTON. H. M. 4 3 55 ev. Full. 7 56 ev. 5 12 ev. 1st Quar. 26 9 7 m. DAY OF MONTH. MOON. 1 W 2 T 3 F 4 S 5.27 6 M 7.T 8 W 9 T 10 F 11 S 12 28 13 M 14 T 15 W 16 T 17 F 18 S D. SIDEREAL 5 5 MOON SOUTH. 4 57 4 53 4 50 4 46 4 42 4 38 Venus 4 6 N. YORK. WASH'TON D. H. M. B. M. 3 43 ev. 3 31 ev. 7 44 ev. 5 0 ev. 7 32 ev. 4 48 ev. 8 43 m. 8 55 m. 4 5 6 Boston N. England, N. York P. M. 1 34 Morning SUN H. M. H. H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 5 21 5 5 5 1 1 1 9 53 4 26 7 40 2 21 8 51 4 827 35 2 24 4 4 34 4 30 7 4 26 4 22 4 18 sets 19 29 4 10 11 52 4 39 7 32 20 M 1 0 0 22 7 13 19 morn 2511 5 A PROSY lay member of church rose in meeting and said. "My friends, the devil and I have been fighting for more than twenty minutes. He told me not to speak to-night; but I determined that I would. He said that some of the rest could speak better than I; but still I felt that I could not keep silent. He even whispered that I spoke too often, and that nobody wanted to hear me; but I was not to be put down that way; and now I have gained the H. M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 5 36 4 38 7 29 2 27 6 28 4 38 7 29 3 8 7 14 4 39 7 29 rises 17 7 56 4 39 7 28 7 13 7 56 8 36 18 39 4 40 7 28 40 9 22 4 41 7 28 16 10 0 4 41 7 28 49 10 36 4 42 7 27 9 13 4 43 4 397 31 11 48 2 33 4 377 33 10 19 11 154 42 7 27 10 17 sets 8 8 5 9 ev. 53 4 407 31 8 2 21 T 0 8 51 3 58 2 504 427 30 9 31 22 W 9 30 10 47 23 T 3 54 3 434 43 7 29 10 6 2 54 48 7 24 10 5 11 35 morn 24 F 3 51 4 35 4 447 28 10 41 4 53 7 19 10 5 4 54 7 18 10 42 0 27 4 55 7 18 11 17 1 20 4 56 7 17 11 51 2 15 4 57 7 16 morn 3 13 4 58 7 15 0 28 4 10 4 58 7 14 1 7 94 59 7 13 1 49 24 59 7 12 2 85 2 514 487 23 10 41 5 24 4 457 27 11 12 3 414 49 7 23 11 16 6 13 4 467 26 11 47 4 334 50 7 22 11 49 7 24 47 7 25 morn 5 29 4 517 21 morn 7 50 4 48 7 24 0 22 6 274 527 20 0 25 8 39 4 49 7 23 1 0 7 25 4 537 19 1 4 3 27 9 28 4 507 22 1 41 8 24 4 547 18 1 45 3 23 10 17 4 517 21| 2 27 9 164 557 17 2 31 Moox.-Apogee, 7th; perigee, 20th; lowest, 4th, 81st; on equator, 11th, 24th; highest, 18th. 28 T 3 35 29 W 3 31 30 T 5 31 F 6 SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON H. W. SUN SUN MOON SETS. 5 29 6 1 614 |