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of this reaching you through the way-bag, as the |
Post Office has long since been shut. Some true
hearted Jamaicans have truly enobled themselves
this night, by razing to the earth that pestilen-
tial hole, Knibb's Preaching shop. Verily, friend,
they have not spared Box's also. He no more
will be able to beat the roll-call to prayers, nor
the tatoo upon the consciences of the subscribers
In plain
of macs-our poor deluded slaves.
English, not one stone has been left standing
nay, not even the corner one; and I hope that
this goodly example will be followed from Negril

to Mount."

The following is the Amount required in order to
rebuild, at the lowest possible rate, the Places of
Worship destroyed.

SALTER'S HILL.-Burnt by order of the 'Captain
of Militia, stationed at Latium
FALMOUTH.-Pulled down by the Saint Ann's Mili.
tia, while occupied as Barracks
MONTEGO BAY.-Pulled down at Mid-day by the
Inhabitants, headed by several of the Magistrates,
SATANNAH-LA-MAR.-Pulled down by the Parish-

ioners

RIDGELAND, alias FULLER'S-FIEI D.-Burnt by two
Overseers. A valuable House
RIO BUENO.-Burnt

......

STEWART'S Town.-Injured to the amount of......
BROWN'S TOWN.-Pulled down by the Inhabitants.
ST. ANN'S BAY.-Pulled down by the Inhabitants
of the Parish..............
EBONY CHAPEL.-Burnt..........

£4000

3000

6000

700

1000

1000
250
800

3500

500

www....... 20750

300
50

Total Amount of Chapels destroyed
Loss in the destruction of Mission Property, in
Houses rented:

GURNEY'S MOUNT.-Pulpit, benches, &c. ..............................
PUTNEY-Benches burnt ..............
LUCEA.-Benches and lamps .........
OCHO RIOS.-Pulpit, pews, and benches......

The Chapel at Lucea, belonging to the General Baptists, but occupied by our Society, pulled down. Offered for Sale by theGeneral Baptist Society for Josses in horses, furniture, clothes, books, &c. &c. partly belonging to individual Missionaries, and partly to the Society, about

Extra Expenses incurred by travelling expenses, and Mr. Knibb's passage home, at least

50

100

21250

500

THE TOURIST.

Indians) argue that the Africans are not prolific ;-
that they constantly decrease, while the Creoles
increase; and that we may anticipate that when
all the Africans shall have died off, and the whole
of the slaves shall be Creoles, we shall have an
increasing, and not a decreasing population.
"This argument was produced first by the Re-
gistrar of Demerara, in a detailed account which
he published of the five triennial registrations
which had taken place in that colony. It appears
also in the evidence of the recent Committee on
West India distress, p. 96. It was countenanced
by Colonel Young, the Protector of slaves in the
same colony, in his report, dated 19th of May,
1829. And, lastly, it has been urged at length
by Mr. Barclay in Jamaica, and supported by
some statistical accounts, which have been laid
by him on the table of the Jamaica House of
Assembly.

"The Registrar of Demerara rested his proof on

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SEPTEMBER.

The

noons and dewy evenings, has commenced THE month of fruits and fevers, of sultry its reign of incipient desolation. deep and opulent green of the summer verdure begins to fade into a variety of sickly tints under its withering influence; and the dry rustling of falling leaves, robbed of their juicy elasticity, and scattered by every breath of the autumnal breeze, will soon begin to teach us the gloomy but salutary lesson of our own decay. There is, after all, however, a mellowness and beauty in the autumn the following comparative statement of the landscape, which to the contemplative The vegetation of numbers of Africans and Creoles, by which he mind is more fascinating than the gaudier makes it appear that the former had been delivery of the summer. our forests "dies like a dolphin," changing creasing and the latter increasing ;There were by the registry of into a thousand splendid hues; day pours its profusion of light upon us with a moderate intensity of heat; and the intellectual and physical systems begin to resume the vigorous tone which had languished and become paralyzed under the powerful influences of a vertical sun. The vintage and the gathering of fruits belong to this season, the grape yields its wine, and the apple and peach give their grate ful juices: the harvests are housed; and If we were to designate nature pours all her annual bounties into the lap of man. the period in human existence to which the month of September corresponds, we should select the time when the hair turns grey, when the blood abates its fiery and tumultuous course through the veins, when the intemperance of the passions subsides into a calm and even course, and when we begin to nerve ourselves for the struggle of decay and death.

31st May, 1826
31st May, 1829

26,691

42,677

"Now this argument seems to be addressed to
those who do not know the meaning of the terms
emploved. Those are called Africans who were
imported from Africa before the year 1808.
Creoles are those born in the West Indies. It
follows that all new-born children, whether they
are the progeny of Africans or of Creoles, are
called Creoles. Thus half of those that die are
900 Africans; but all those that are born are Creoles.
"Of course, the Africans must decrease; for
they must lose some by death, and cannot be, in
any degree, replenished by births. It is equally
certain that the Creoles must increase, since the
loss by death is supplied not only by their own
offspring, but by that of the Africans also. If
we examine further the real proportions of deaths
among Africans and Creoles in Demerara, we
shall find that by the registry of 1820, there were
39,129 Africans. In the registry of 1829, they
were reduced to 26,691; consequently there had
died in the interim 12,438, excepting that some
few of these may have been manumitted.
"The proportion of births from the two classes
cannot be known from these accounts, as they

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The number for this month is compiled with great care and perspicuity, and Mr. Barclay has sought to supply the defishows at one view the progress of population. or rather we should say of depopu- ciency; he has laid on the table of the Jamaica lation, among the slaves in the Colonies House of Assembly a return of the births and deaths of slaves on certain properties in St. The Editors have Thomas in the East, distinguishing the progeny of Great Britain. of Africans from that of Creoles (see Christian evidently taken great pains to prepare a The Record for February, 1832, p. 49.) This account document of perfect accuracy. extends over the period of from 1817 to 1829. documents drawn up by Mr. Buxton, It appears by it that there were on the estates in laid before the Mem- question, at the commencement of the above from official papers from African mothers were 138, or 10 in every bers of the House of Commons, present period, 954 Africans and 2349 Creoles; the births details which are far from being exagge-69 Africans, and the deaths of Africans 395, or rated, and in every instance conclusions 10 in every 24-while the births from Creole the least unfavourable to the Colonists mothers were 932, or 10 in every 25 Creoles, and the deaths of Creoles 825, or 10 in 281." The have invariably been adopted. tables present a frightfully appalling decrease in the slave population of the British Sugar Colonies, and the arguments of the West Indians, who attempt to explain the causes which have led to this decrease, are met in a fair, candid, But let the and straitforward manner. "Anti-Slavery Reporter" speak for itself. Upon the subject of the above decrease,

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The following is a statement of the various sovereignty of the people as a licence to anarchy places of worship in this vast city:

Episcopal Churches and Chapels
Independent Chapels

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Wesleyan Methodist Chapels.

200
66
36

Baptist Chapals

52

Calvinistic Methodist Chapels

30

Presbyterian (Scotch and Unitarian)
Chapels

16

Roman Catholic Chapels.

14

6

400

Meeting Houses of the Friends

and disorder. But the tracing up the civil power to that source, will not diminish our obligation to obey; it only explains its reasons, and settles it on clear and determinate principles. It turns blind submission into rational obedience, tempers the passion for liberty with the love of order, and places mankind in a happy medium, between the extremes of anarchy on the one side, and oppression on the other. It is the polar star that will conduct us safely over the ocean of political debate and speculation-the law of laws-the legislator of legislators.

INTEMPERANCE.

THE TOURIST.

led to imitate her husband. Most shock-
ing when children, when young children,
nay infants, are taught to sip with the
mother, and thus acquire a taste for the
bane of life and health.

THE HOUSEWIFE.

"A stitch in time."-OLD ADAGE.

THE CHOLERA. The patient, when attacked, is to be placed in a recumbent posture in bed; he is not to be over-loaded with clothes, nor plagued with any external application as baths, steaming, observe, that if any thing is taken of any kind &c., but left to the effect of the medicine: and except cold water whilst the medicine is intended to operate, the whole effect will be destroyed. The medicine is-One part of camphor, dissolved in six parts of strong spirits of wine; of this immediately on being attacked, the patient will take two drops in a little pounded sugar, in a tea after he will take a second dose of two drops in the same way, and in five minutes more he will repeat the same thing. He will then wait for fifteen minutes, and see whether or not there is sense of returning warmth, with disposition to perspire, and decrease of sickness, cramp, &c. &c., and then, if necessary, he will take two or more drops as before, and repeat the doses at five minutes' interval, to the amount of twelve or fourteen, taken as directed. The least foreign medicine neutralizes the whole effect.

spoonful of cold iced water; in five minutes

a

FOR THE TOOTHACHE.-Take ten grains of alum,
a drachm of the spirits of camphor, two drachms

of the tincture of opium, and two drachms of
elder-flower water; mix them and apply a little

to the tooth,

MEMS. OF A SLAVE.

"Facts-not fictions."

3

HOWELL, who lived in Barbadoes, was
in the habit of behaving brutally towards
his wife, and one day locked her up in a
A
room, and confined her in chains.
negro woman, touched with compassion
for her unfortunate mistress, undertook
Howell found it
privately to release her.
out, and in order to punish her, obliged
her to put her tongue through a hole in a
board, to which he fastened it on the op-
posite side with a fork; and left her in
that situation for some time. He after-
wards cut out her tongue by the roots, in
consequence of which she almost in-
stantly died.

A Guinea ship bound to the West Indies, with upwards of nine hundred Negroes, being kept out long at sea, by calms and contrary winds, was reduced to great distress. To save the seamen, some of the Negroes were thrown overboard, tied back to back, and there actually arrived in the West Indies only one hundred.

In 1826, the French schooner Perle, Captain Giblin, having succeeded in landing part of her cargo of slaves, at GuadaIN HYSTERICS AND NERVOUS AFFECTIONS.-loupe, observed an armed French cutter Take tincture of ammoniated valerian, two drachms; tincture of castor, three drachms; standing towards her: the brutal captain, four ounces. Dose, a tablespoonful every two threw the remaineer of the human cargo, sulphuric ether, one drachm; cinnamon water, to avoid detection and consequent capture, hours. and every one perished! amounting to sixty-five victims, overboard,

This is the grand bane of life. Greater in towns than in the country, it dreadfully aggravates the evils of our employments; and it produces evils of its own, tenfold more unjust, more rapid, and more deadly. Not a class of artizans, and scarcely one of professional men, is to be found, int which intemperance may not be discovered. Sometimes it is grossly apparent, often partially concealed; in the first case as it were taking the constitution by storm, in the latter proceeding by sap; in both utterly destroying health, personal comfort, and domestic happiness. The most striking effects of intemperance are to be seen among the artizans. The man takes, during the hours of labour, more drink than he requires, and this generally the compound sold under the name of ale. Instead of spending the evening with his family, he joins frequently some friends to take a pint at the public-house. To ale, a glass of spirit must afterwards be added. At length he is frequently drunk at night, and in the progress of the case we find him occasionally so unfit for work the next morning from disordered stomach, that he must have some spirit before he can crawl from his house. One glass leads to a second, and the man becomes intoxicated, and in the morning is obliged to give up the idea of going to work; and then his habits and feelings lead him to spend the day, not in freeing his system from the effects of his debauch, not in abstinence, fresh air, and repose, but in aggravating the evils from which he suffers. He spends the day at the public-house. To-day is a repetition of yesterday, and to-morrow will probably be spent in sickness and in bed. There is another class in whom vice is less apparent, though equally fatal. The artizan, not content with the more than liberal allowance of ale which he has had during the day, calls for his glass of spirit as soon as he comes home in the evening. It is but pence, he says, and he can well spare this. At five or six in the morning again he takes his usual dram, as he sets out fasting to his work; and takes it consequently at the time most likely to injure the stomach. A craving for the subcarbonate of ammonia fifteen grains, peppernoxious stimulant at length urges, I had mint water three ounces and a half, syrup of almost said, physically compels, him to in-orange peel two fluid drachms; the dose is two crease the frequency of the dose. Hence a practice rapidly destructive to health and life becomes established without the knowledge of the master, for the man attends his work regularly almost to RHEUMATISM.-Take of the gum resin of two drachms, gum arabic two drachms, the last; and almost without the conscious-rubchem well together and add of the tinctus ness of the individual, for the moral sense becomes blunted, and habit hides the sin. More shocking is the case, when the evil is found among females, when the wife is

of lavender, one drachm; spirit of rosemary, ten
DRAUGHT IN LANGOUR.-Take compound spirit
drops; spirit of nutmeg, one drachm; tincture
of opium, ten drops; cinnamon water, two ounces.
To be taken when symptoms of weariness or
langour occur without exercise.

FOR AFFECTIONS OF THE SKIN.-Take of the
sulphuret of potash fifteen grains, of hard soap a
drachm, of the balsam of Peru sufficient to form
Three to be taken every four hours with a wine-
a mass, which may be divided into thirty pills.
glass of hot infusion of juniper berries.

soda, and of the extract of chamomiles equal
parts of powdered rhubarb sufficient to make
into pills. Take ten grains two or three times a

INDIGESTION. Take of dried subcarbonate of

day.

WHEN POISON HAS BEEN SWALLOWED.-Take of the sulphate of zinc one scruple, confection of dog roses sufficient to make a bolus, which is to

be taken with some infusion of chamomile flowers.

FAINTING FITS AND LOW SPIRITS.-Take of the

tablespoonfulls.

POWDER FOR HEARTBURN.-Calcined magnesia a tablespoonful, compound powder of chalk with opium ten grains. Mix and take in a little milk. This powder will immediately check heartburn or acidities in the stomach.

By the Colonial laws, slaves who shall strike any white man suffer six months' Slaves who shall offer to strike, or use any imprisonment, and thirty-nine lashes. violence towards their master or mistress, suffer death without benefit of clergy. Their time of labour in the field is from sunrise to sunset: after which each must

collect a large bundle of grass, for his master's horses and cattle; and they may be found scattered over the land, to cull blade by blade, from among the weeds, their parcels of grass.

On the 4th of July, 1827, two men, named Sides and Bradshaw, applied at the jail in Wilkesborough. North Carolina, and took out a runaway Negro belonging to Sides. After tying him in a most cruel manner, they proceeded on the road towards Lincoln, almost constantly beating him in the most savage manner, as they passed along the road, for seven or eight miles. About nine o'clock at night, of opium half a fluid drachm, of powdered bark a the Negro was so much exhausted as to drachm, of the tincture of bark two fluid be unable to proceed any further; when drachms, of the decoction of bark eight fluid they deliberately killed him, and left him ounces. Make a mixture, of which a wine glassful may be taken twice a day. lying on the side of the road.

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pace with our shoe-blacks in intelligence.
Union of these resources then may not be
ill-timed. We cannot indeed travel far
for a penny: the posting-market, alas!
has fallen very
little within our recollec-
tion, and with all the advantages of steam,
it costs a fortune to breakfast with a
omnibuses, and railways into the bargain,
friend at Dublin. A penny a mile will
carry us very slowly over our ground;
but we hope by diligence to accomplish a
mile a week; and if it is doubted whether
this is sufficient speed, let any observing
man start from his own door, with his eyes
open, and walking a mile in any direction,
ask himself, at the end of it, if a week or
a month will suffice for a thorough inves-
tigation of the objects on either side of
his path.

There are some subjects of paramount interest which, though intimately connected with political considerations, involve the civil and religious rights of mankind. Amongst which are Colonial Slavery, and Reform of our Criminal They will undoubtedly occupy a large porLaw. On these we must speak frequently. tion of our columns. On topics of this and a similar character we will indeed speak out. Here we challenge controversy; we seek information, and we have taken the best means of obtaining it.

We rejoice to have it in our power to announce, that concurring as we do most heartily in their principles and proceedings, the Agency Anti-Slavery Society have promised us their countenance in every way. We shall be happy to render in return whatever assistance we can give to promote their cause upon the plans which they have adopted. We shall very shortly revert to this important subject, and upon this, and indeed on all of general interest, we earnestly intreat the communications of correspondents. Where such communications are authenticated they will be published, unless libellous in their expressions; and where they are not authenticated they will be preserved for a time, to ascertain whether they are substantiated by subsequent events, and may still be usefully published.

JOHNSON is said to have placed the rapid whirl of a post-chaise among the chief enjoyments of life; and who has not witBut to drop our metaphor, lest it should nessed with feelings of envy the bustling become as wearisome as one of those inpreparations of the gay travelling chariot, terminable avenues that now and then waiting for its horses as well as its in- baulk the traveller's eye in France, our mates, at some door of fashion in Gros- purpose is to publish such a compilation venor-place, just when August is far of matter as shall prove both instructive enough advanced to give a frosty freshness and amusing. We desire to give it all to the morning air? The lofty imperial the variety as well as the reality of travel. packed almost to bursting, the ponderous As far as we have fallen in with the well, the hat-boxes, gun-cases, bags and Penny Publications to which we have reticules innumerable, some lashed on with alluded, none of them have adopted the difficulty behind, and others impatiently miscellaneous, and yet in some respects crammed in before, above, below, in every the peculiar plan, on which "THE corner-my lord's portfolio, my lady's TOURIST" will be conducted. We think dressing-case, the pockets stuffed with it right at once to avow that the object we papers, road-books, eau-de-cologne, and biscuits; the very noise and confusion of the multifarious arrangement-all combine to assist that pleasurable excitement which Englishmen invariably derive from loco-motion; and when the boys have carefully strapped on their coats to the fore-carriage, and John has comfortably adjusted himself by the side of Abigail in the dickey, which of the gaping bye- We cannot describe our plan more truly standers can repress the wish that he than our title implies it. We wish to were also about to be enveloped in clouds give a tour of life; to observe that which of travelling dust, for the next four and is passing around us is forbidden. twenty hours of existence? Perhaps the day is not distant when a Travelling is undoubtedly the English-more desirable tax may be found as a man's delight; but they do injustice to substitute for that part of the budget his character who ascribe this peculiarity which mulets the circulation of intelli-pondent. to idleness, or to a love of change. We gence. At present, however, we are The last experiment we propose to believe that it springs from a higher and a restricted to the observation of what has make upon the public taste is, we believe, commendable motive-a desire of acquir- passed, or to the anticipation of what may quite novel in its character, at least we ing information from that most fertile of occur hereafter. It is not our purpose have never seen it systematically atall sources, observation of men and man- to harass our readers with much original tempted. Occasionally some able letters ners. In these days of intellectual pro- matter of any kind under the head of appear in the public journals, pointing at gress, it appears to be a growing fashion editorial remarks. There is nothing the hardships or inconveniences to which to trust too much to books. The school-new under the sun, and, most assuredly, particular trades are exposed: but their master has become a little pedantic by his the novelty of " leading articles" is of the insertion is of necessity so uncertain, and walks abroad; and such is the super- most antiquated hue. The ponderosity regulated so much by the general interest abundance of cheap literature, in the form which the public may feel on the subjects of Penny Magazines, Penny Novelists, of them, that they fre uently fail in and even Penny Encyclopædias, that, ere obtaining for their writers the desired long, it will be necessary to read as well information or relief. We propose to as print by steam, if we wish to keep dedicate a page or two to communications

A prominent part of our Magazine have in view is entirely philanthropic, and will be occupied with anecdote and incithat if our engagement is successful and dents extracted from Modern Travels: leaves any profit, it will be applied we hope thus to realize the promise we to a cause of benevolence. Should we have given, in an entertaining manner, succeed in establishing a circle of sub- and with much instruction as well as scribers that will maintain it in existence entertainment, for books of this descripwithout loss, we shall not hesitate here- tion are necessarily expensive, and inafter to explain ourselves, without re-accessible to the mass of readers. Tra

serve.

or the prosing propriety of some, the tart
acuteness or the snapping petulance of
others, all partake of the cloying of
satiety. No readers will thank us for
aping either the one or the other.

vellers have the privilege of lying, and we are as likely as our neighbours to be taken in by them: all therefore that we can undertake is to exercise proper vigilance in our selections; should we be favoured with original matter, under this head we shall never object to its publication on the responsibility of our Corres

Such, then, is our general design, and ere the supercilious critic condemns it, (for we are all critics now a-days,) let him recollect the varied scenery and multiplied diversities of soil, and climate, and situa- ADVENTURE WITH A CAPTAIN-GENERAL. down upon us on wild, south-country barbs.

ORIGINAL PAPERS.

Grenada, June 11.

of this nature, so that the tradesman or | boundless heaths, and barren commons. | master rushed forward with a brandished mechanic may calculate with certainty But the Tourist and his friend take carver, and letting fly every oath which on his complaints meeting the eyes of his each other for better or worse; and if they the most diabolical frenzy could either brother tradesmen, and obtaining that are wise, they will on such occasions vent or invent, would, I verily believe, consideration which is desirable. There hurry on the post-boy, and go to sleep till have cut the whole seven of us by the throat, are, however, one or two important stipu- the next stage. But there is an advan- had we not leapt up from our seats, prelations which we are obliged to make tage which we fully purpose to secure to sented a bristling front, and threatened, with correspondents of this class. Their our fellow-travellers, and of which the à l'Espagnol, to "turn him inside out," letters must be confined to matters of character, whose name we take, too if he ventured within reach of the parageneral interest to the trade or occupa- often makes his boast in vain. bola of our only defences. But let this tion to which they refer, otherwise they In our own persons, whatever we as-pass; we made good our escape out of become Advertisements: they must also sert, shall be the truth: we may be de- this peril, and in another hour were nodbe limited to some ten or twelve lines of ceived; we affect not to be wiser than ding heads together under the malice of letter-press, unless they relate to some those around us; and deception seems the an inexorably broiling sun, dreaming (at important subject that obviously does not universal game of all mankind, but least I can answer for myself) of a admit of compression; and lastly, as all knowingly and wilfully, we will not be delightful housing after hap and storm, the value of such complaints depends upon made the instruments of deception. when I was scared out of my trance by their authority, the name and address of Truth of sentiment, truth of judgment, a sudden jerk of our vehicle. I jumped the writer must be published with his truth of principle, as well as truth of up, and darted a glance through the letter. On these terms, we hope to make fact, shall be the characteristics of "THE front opening of our canvas roof. There the "TOURIST" perform one of the impor- TOURIST;" and while we can well fore- were our seven trusty mules, fairly tant functions of the Scottish merchant see that adherence to this rule will brought to an anchor, and tumbling over of former days, by becoming the conve- raise us a host of personal enemies, we one another, by the assistance of a rope nient vehicle of all the trading intelli- care little for the enmity of those whom drawn right across the road. In advance gence of the community. truth can alienate, and value highly their of them, I discovered five horsemen, clad patronage whom it will make our friends. in the Andalusian costume, with embroidered trappings of gold and silver, and fierce enough of mien to have horrified the very imps of the lower regions, galloping Each of them had four pistols in his holsters, two muskets lashed to his horse behind him, a cutlass dangling by his side, a long knife bared in his girdle, and a blunderbuss-the muzzle of which presented itself most uninvitingly between his charger's ears-levelled in his right hand. At the first blush of the affair, I fancied my dreaming faculties were amusing me with the freak of one of Wouvermann's banditti scenes; but no sooner did I hear the Captain roar out-—“ A tierra, boca abajo, ladrones !"-To the ground! downwith your mouths, rascals!than all the waking terror of reality shot across my mind. We crept and clambered, beautiful lass of seventeen. It was seven one loathingly after another, out of our when we turned our backs on Malaga; nest, gained the advance of our mules, and the heat of the day was amply atoned for laid ourselves in all humility at full by the refreshing breeze and chastened stretch in the dust. Our driver, nothing silvery moonlight of the night; and by daunted at an incident which had appaeight the next evening we had made rently lost the merit of novelty in his tedious way, over hill and dale, through squatted himself down like a frog, in exlonely defiles, and a country void of all pectation of the next word of command: human imprint, but here and there a and as to the poor Padre, he sat on his solitary cross, betokening the violent exit feet, with his head between his ankles, as of some poor pilgrim like myself, to Loxa, you may have seen a duck just before an old Moorish town, where our jaded he dives under water, sending Paterbeasts were indulged with three hours' noster after Ave Maria! in most voluhalt. By midnight, we were billetted in ble succession. 'Up, scoundrel! tumble a most ill-omened looking inn; here we down the trunks from the waggon!" had to contend for a meal with fourteen thundered in the driver's ears, accomparavenous, whole-starved cats, one of which nied by a gesture, wherewith the Captain having be-plagued and be-clawed a fellow-designed to assure us, that no bodily harm traveller until he menaced her feline impended, provided each quietly dropped existence with sudden extinction, her his purse and watch into the driver's hat,

OUR friend *** remaining confined to his
bed, and my time being too precious to
be thrown away any longer at Malaga, I left
him in excellent hands, and took a place,
for want of a more decent conveyance, in
what is called a "Galera." The vehicle
is neither better nor worse than--a waggon
drawn by seven mules. Bales and chests
have the first privilege of the entrée, and
after their accommodation has been duly
provided for, the live lumber are welcome
to look after theirs, as best they may.
There were seven of us in this predica-

tion, that mark the Tourist's progress;
now mounted with cockney dignity on the
box of a Brighton coach, then venturing
a neck in the roofless, springless shay of
the Emerald Isle! At one moment wrapt
in delightful anticipation of the prawns
and chocolate of "the Marine Hotel!"
and the next, snuffing the balmy air,
after ejecting "a pet pig" from its luxu-
rious couch on the drawing-room hearth
of an Irish tavern:* imprisoned to-day
on the deck of a Margate hoy, shifting
from one leg to the other, for want of
space for both, and for lack of better oc-
cupation counting the endless succession
of Gravesend steamers; tomorrow, tread-ment, including a padre and his niece, a
ing the broad plank of a British frigate,
and gazing with rapture on the bold,
clear outline of the Andalusian mountains,
relieved against the bright azure of a
southern sky; or viewing that sky re-
flected in the calm deep waters of the bay
of Naples now scanning with eagle eye
some Alpine glacier, and then swinging in
a filthy basket down the bottomless shaft
of a Durham coal pit. And thus we
might depict his route in never-ending
contrast, that would justify far greater
variety than we, who emulate his career,
venture to propose. In one point, we fear,
the resemblance may prove too correct.
The most agreeable post chaise companion
will at times be dull; the lovely romance
of nature will at length give place to

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ORACLE OF ORIGINS.-No. I. SPINSTERS.-Formerly women were prohibited from marrying till they had spun a regular set of bed-furniture, and till their marriage were consequently called Spinsters, which continues till this day in all legal proceedings.

which he held out to us as any street beg- of my whole retinue of comforts. As for gar would have done; with this difference my favourite chronometer, the Captain only, that the one waylays us, whilst we slipped it covertly into his jerkin-pocket, limped to him. I was the last to ap- and, I would wager my existence, has to proach his stirrup, for my purse was a this hour forgotten to carry it to the heavy one, and distanced every other hol-general account of the foray. The pillage BRIDEGROOM.-Groom signifies one who serves low in the clattering dignity of its descent; was now at an end; a retreat was sounded, in an inferior station and it was customary for next followed my watch: I took a last and our Captain, throwing himself into the newly-married man to wait at table on his glimpse at its faithful features; they his saddle with an apology for the incon-bride and friends on his wedding-day. spoke of many a less disastrous hour: we venience we had been put to, roared out, parted from each other at thirty minutes "Remember José Maria, Captain-general past ten, to a second; and I laid it gently of all the flying troops in the four king

doms!"

And now came a more amusing scene. Each party sprung forward to vindicate his right to a portion of the rags and tatters left behind; but conscience cannot be convicted of having lent any hand in the transaction: all helped themselves to what lay nearest, provided it was better than its neighbour; and thence ensued a cross-fire of words and abusive epithets, which exploded at last in a downright battle-royal of nails and fists. Bereft of every relic which I might have called my own, I stood quietly eyeing the fray, or tracking the wreckers in the distance, until every trace of both had disappeared, and our seven mules, save one, were yoked to a burthen which none but they were pleased to find so marvellously lightened.

PIN MONEY.-Pins were acceptable new-years gifts to ladies, instead of the wooden skewers which they used till the fifteenth century; and instead of the gifts, a composition was sometimes received in money.

CHEQUERS.-In early times, a chequered board, the emblem of calculation, was hung out, to inafterwards adopted as the sign of an Inn, or dicate an office for changing money. It was hostelry, where victuals were sold, or strangers lodged and entertained.

BONFIRES, OR BONEFIRES.-These fires are supposed to have been so called because they were generally made of bones, and some think it re. lates to the burning of martyrs, first fashionable in England in the reign of Henry IV. The learned Dr. Hickes gives a very different etymon; he defines a bonfire to be a festive or triumphant fire: in the Icelandic language, he says, Baal signifies a burning. In the Anglo-Saxon, Bael, by a change of letters in the same organ, is made Baen, whence our Bonefire.

BREVITIES.

A century ago not one of the bridges existed Westminster which now cross the Thames. Bridge is now the oldest, and that was opened in 1747.

The gross amount contributed voluntarily in

this country for the support of religious institutions for general purposes exceeds 300,0001. annually.

Donatello, a celebrated sculptor, when giving statue, "Speak!"

but yesterday, Don Francisco de Paula, the last stroke with his mallet, called out to the
Ferdinand's brother, and his spouse deemed
it expedient to avoid the main road to their
estates in Andalusia, out of sheer dread
lest he should "bid them welcome.".

to rest, lest their brittle veil should be
"rudely entreated." We had all made
our offerings; at the third evolution, the
Captain drew forth a large bag of leather,
and, horrible to think! turned the entire
contents of the driver's hat into it at a single
fillip, without the slightest bowels of
compassion towards the ill-starred glasses.
"Comrade !" now hallooed the Captain to
one of the band," Go, and turn the trunks
about; and see whether there is anything
to our hand in them. Caballeros! out
with your keys!-and you, master driver,
I say, ease the offside mule of his ropes.
Hang me, if it 'tisn't a dainty animal!"
The Captain's fellow then came forward,
after having unbuckled a sack from the
croup of his saddle, which (and I will not
vouch that my eyes may not have cheated
me) appeared of such gigantic dimensions, May this said José Maria never lay
that watches, purses, trunks, mules, driver, his hempen trap across your path. His
galera, passengers, and all, might have name and feats are so much up in every
been driven into it en masse. In a twink-corner of the Spanish peninsula, that it is
ling, the man opened the huge jaws of
the devourer, and ordered the owner of
the first trunk to his post. It was our
poor Padre's hapless pre-eminence; he
applied his quivering fingers to the lock,
and then to the office of destituting him-
self of a lean and nap-worn wardrobe, the
which surmounted a whole museum of
rosaries, amulets, crosses, relics, and such-
like gear. But not an item in the whole
passed muster. At last a mass-book, with
silver clasps and corners, crept forth;
and Plutus smiled at the rapidity with
which it flew into the save-all. Each of
my fellow-travellers was sentenced to a
similar ordeal; for I had no mind to con-
test the palm of precedence with them,
seeing that the chance of a rescue was at
least worth waiting for. Never was
malice of joy written in more fiendlike cha-
racter than on the Captain's sun-burnt
brow, when his eye lighted upon my well-
stored portmanteau. Not a corner was
left intact; not one poor remnant, even
for a memento of the slaughter, was cast
among the cast-aways: the sack was al-
ready full to the brim; but by dint of a
kick here, and a thrust there, and every
where a hearty shaking together of its
heterogeneous contents, a vacuum was
created barely adequate for the immersion

JEFFERSON'S MAXIMS OF LIFE.

do to-day.

1. Never put off till to-morrow what you can 2. Never trouble others for what you can do yourself.

3. Never spend your money before you have it. 4. Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap.

5. Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst and cold.

6. We never repent of having eaten too little. 7. Nothing is troublesome that we do willingly. 8. How much pains have those evils cost us which never happened.

9. Take things always by their smooth handle. 10. When angry, count ten before you speak,if very angry, a hundred.

CLEAR EVIDENCE.-Counsel: What kind of stockings were they which were stolen? Witness: Why, sir, thirty-twos, thirty-eights, forties, and other kinds.-Counsel: What do you mean by thirty-twos? Witness: Thirty-twos is thirty-twos, sir.-Counsel: So I suppose, but what is a thirty-two? Witness: I told you what it was; a thirty-two's a two and thirty! The Lord Chancellor's motto, Pro rege lege, grege," is not newly assumed, it has been long borne by the family, and is to be seen in an old apartment at Brougham Hall, of the age of Queen Elizabeth.

Napoleon by a word described the characters of three Consuls. Do you wish to dine badly, go to Lebrun; well, go to Cambaceres; rapidly, come to me. Lebrun was a miser; Cambaceres a glutton; and what Buonaparte was all the world knows.

The following words were written by Sir Wm. Jones on the blank leaf of his Bible: "I have carefully and regularly perused the Holy Scriptures, and am of opinion, that the volume, independently of its divine origin, contains more sublimity, purer morality, more important history, and finer strains of eloquence, than can be collected from all other books, in whatever language they may have been written."

HORRIBLE DUEL-A number of French prisoners were confined at Stapleton prison, about five miles from Bristol, in 1805. A most fatal affray happened there between four French THE PULSE. In the time of Hippocrates, it prisoners, owing to a dispute which arose out of was probably not more than sixty be ats in a a trifling gambling transaction. The two prin- minute; from which probably origina.tes our cipals first engaged, having split a pair of smallest division of time, denominated the scissors into two parts, and tied the points to the moment or second, which divides the day into 86,400 parts. As the human species re fine, proends of two canes, with which they fought; one was soon killed. The seconds then engaged,bably the pulse quickens; and so completely are when another fell mortally wounded. In fact, both the friends on one side fell.

we machines, that like a clock, the fast er we go, the sooner we are down.

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