ADDRESS OF WALTER STAGER OF STERLING "THE CAUSE OF THE QUIPS ABOUT LAWYERS" From time immemorial the lawyer has been the butt of the wit and the cynic. Shakespeare's references to lawyers, in his plays, are anything but.complimentary. Thus: Jack Cade, a In "Second Part of King Henry VI": rebel, addressing Dick and others, his followers, and telling them of the pleasant conditions he will bring about for them when he becomes king, is interrupted by one of them: DICK: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the law yers." CADE: "Nay, that I mean to do." In "Timon of Athens": Timon advises two dissolute women to spread misery by plying their vocation: TIMON: "Consumption sow In hollow bones of man; * * * * Crack the lawyer's voice, That he may never more false title plead, In "Pericles, Prince of Tyre": Two fishermen drawing up a net call for help: FISHERMAN: "Help, master, help; here's a fish hangs in the net, like a poor man's right in the law; 'twill hardly come out." In "Hamlet, Prince of Denmark": In a churchyard, in digging a grave the grave digger throws up a skull: HAMLET: "There's another: why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddets now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks?" Samuel Butler, about 1664, wrote, in "Hudibras": To judge that law that serves their turn? That fits their purpose to do harm? Can they not juggle, and with slight Pope wrote, in "Essay on Man": ""Tis education forms the common mind Samuel Coleridge wrote, in "The Devil's Thoughts": To visit his snug little farm, the Earth, And see how his stock goes on. * He saw a Lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard by his own stable; And the Devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother Abel." Shelley expressed the same thought, in "The Devil's Walk": "Satan saw a lawyer a viper slay, That crawled up the leg of his table, Of the story of Cain and Abel." Thomas wrote, in "Epitaph on a Lawyer": Which for the mousing deeds, transacted On lawyer's mind or pussy's retina." Robert Pollock, describing the occupation of the people on the last day, wrote, in the "The Course of Time": "With subtle look, amid his parchments sat The lawyer weaving his sophestries for Court To meet at mid-day." Saxe wrote, in "The Briefless Barrister": "The man was a lawyer, I hear," Quoth the foreman who sat on the corse. "Undoubtedly died of remorse." There are many stories, hoary with age, uncomplimentary to lawyers. The following are examples of the more modern: The burglar's wife was in the witness-box, and the prosecuting counsel was conducting a vigorous cross-examination: |