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A STORY OF HOLLANTIDE.

"Upon that night, when fancies light

On Cassilis Downans dance,

Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze,

On sprightly coursers prance."-Burns.

an open house, and the bachelor and his sister dispensed the rights of hospitality in a manner which, to our refined notions, might seem boorish and extravagant; but which, nevertheless, indicates a warmness of heart and generosity of disposition.

Mr. D'Cusack and his sister, having had occasion to go to the continent, returned at Christmas, after an absence of nine months. The flag was hoisted on the tower of the old arched portal of the antiquated baronial residence; fires blazed on the hearths, and good fare and hilarity cheered the hearts of the numerous guests and visitors who thronged to welcome home their old friends, and to participate in the festivities that were going forward. Christmas morning was ushered in with the accompaniment of a heavy fall of snow, which, added to that already accumulated on the ground, deprived the revellers of any opportunity of field sports. Early prayers having the breakfast parlour, and, having partaken of a been attended, the family and visitors repaired to breakfast such as was usual in those times, separated in knots to amuse themselves as well as they could under the circumstances, being deprived, as we have just said, of out-door amusements by the unfavourable

The conversation at Ravensdale, on Hallowe'en, 18. having, as might have been expected, turned on the subject of dreams, visions, incantations, and things of that nature, our little circle drew close to the fire, for the purpose, I suppose, of heightening our sense of conviviality; though I cannot but confess that the movement had something like the appearance of the effects of fear; however, as we all professed to be sçavans of the first order, that idea must be repudiated. Stories suitable to the festival circulated, and Mr. Barry, one of the most serious of our company, took an opportunity to observe, in a quaintness of manner peculiar to himself" Who knows but dreams may be visions sent from above to forewarn us of what is to happen here below?" Whereupon another gentleman, Mr. O'Leary, told a story which seemed to support strongly, if not confirm, the hypothesis. Of its authenticity he did not speak very positively; but he mentioned as his authority a great grand-aunt by his mother's side, who, though not altogether infallible, yet deserves a good deal of credit in narrations of this kind, as being one of the ancient and respect-peared the never-failing and substantial roast beef able Anglo-Irish house of Cusack, who were noted as being under the tutelary guardianship of at least onehalf of the sisterhood of banshees of the county of Meath.

In the castle of Ratholdren lived, some eighty years ago, Thomas D'Cusack and his sister, Maud; they were the lineal descendants of Sir Thomas D'Cusack, who was speaker of the Irish House of Commons in 1541, when the title of King of Ireland was granted to Henry the Eighth-all the preceding monarchs of England, from the time of Henry the Second, having been merely called "Lords of Ireland," and "who, in that capacity, made a right good proposition in laud and praise of his Majesty, most worthily deserved; and also declared what benefit came of obedience to princes and observance of laws."

During the revolutions of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, the family had adhered to their ancient principles, by which they lost considerable portions of their patrimonial estates. Their support of James the Second had nearly deprived them of the remnant; and their possessions, at the time of which we write, had dwindled to the castle of Ratholdren and the lands attached thereto, within the circuit of about two miles in one direction, and not quite halfa-mile in the other. Since that time even this portion has passed from the hands of the Cusacks, and in a few years the very name may be forgotten in the county where it once was so important. Families are petty types of whole races and nations, which, having supplanted their predecessors, flourish for a time, perhaps a long one, and then yield to some more powerful intruders, who take their place. The de. scendants of the Anglo-Irish now generally hold the possessions which the Melesians wrested from the carlier occupiers of the soil, and it would be worse than useless to speculate who may be their successors. To return to our story.-Thomas D'Cusack was a bachelor, and his sister a spinster, and, for reasons not recorded in history, determined to remain so. For many months in the year Ratholdren Castle was

state of the weather.

How the day was spent is not our province to say, as we do not pretend to describe the manners and customs of the time; our object being merely to tell a tale as it was told to us.

The large bell that usually summoned the guests and domestics of Ratholdren tolled for dinner, at which, amongst other delicacies of the season, ap

and plum-pudding. Justice was done to these, and the evening was spent in agreeable and mirthful conversation. Maud D'Cusack was in high and happy spirits that evening; she saw before her “ old fami liar faces" that told of years gone by, and recalled early recollections with the memory of childhood's happy home; she saw young faces, and was gladdened at the prospects of happiness that she hoped awaited them in future years, for her mind was of that mould which wished to look at the forthcoming time as fraught with happiness, and hopes of better things, whilst she locked back with interest, sometimes painful, sometimes pleasing, on the period that had elapsed.

How sweet is hope? What a waste would life be without it! It leads us into life-accompanies us in our youth and manhood-and reserves its sweets for old age and, even after death, to the Christian it abounds with comfort.

The hour of midnight had long passed ere the company separated for the night, and Maud, having then performed her usual devotions in the family oratory, retired to her chamber. She disposed herself for sleep, but the bright visions of her day-dreams were changed into troubled anticipations and foreshadowings of the future. In her dream she beheld a man, whose face she thought was not altogether unknown to her, glide stealthily along the corridor that led to her brother's sleeping-room. She saw the door slowly and silently opened, the strange visitant enter, and draw from his bosom a dagger, at which he gazed for a few moments, as if hesitating to perpetrate the horrid deed; and then, with one desperate effort, he plunged it in the heart of his sleeping victim, her brother. The murdered man started convulsivelyopened his eyes with a horrible expression of terrorclosed them again, and died with a half-suppressed groan. The murderer wiped the weapon in the hangings of the old fashioned bed, and glided across the room to the escritoir of Mr. D'Cusack, which he forced open with the same instrument, and ransacked its contents, taking away with him a large sum of money, and documents, which he

appeared to regard as more interesting and valuable. He passed out of the room, closed the door after him; but, as if in the hurry to escape and height of his agitation, forgot the dagger.

Maud awoke from this horrid reverie, and, by the light of a lamp burning in her brother's chamber, which was on the side of the castle court-yard opposite to her own apartments, she could perceive most of the articles of furniture, amongst others the escritoir, which satisfied her for the moment that her dream was unfounded, and that the dread vision had then, at least, no reality.

She again disposed herself for rest, and again was the horrible tragedy represented to her fevered imagination. She awoke with a convulsive start and palpitating heart. It was now a little after daybreak, and the winter sun cast his slanting rays on the fields of snow that lay around, reflecting the colours of the rainbow in the pendant icicles which were suspended from the roofs of the farm offices and adjoining buildings. The lady hurried from her chamber to her brother's study, where she found him poring over some volumes of the history of his country. Her haggard countenance and woe begone look bespoke the deepest mental anxiety. She rushed to a chair, and fell into a swoom. Her brother immediately summoned the domestics, and restoratives being applied, after some time she recovered. The cause of her terror being inquired into by her brother, she related her dream, which he desired her to treat as folly. Such an advice she, however, was little disposed to hearken to, and begged she might be permitted to inspect as narrowly as she possibly could, consistent with propriety, the persons of their guests at or before breakfast that morning, as the figure she had seen in her dream was indelibly impressed on her mind, with a conviction that he might be one of the persons who were then partaking of their hospitality. Trusting to the fidelity of his guests, her brother consented, and arranged that Maud and he should be first in the breakfast parlour, in order that all the visitants might pass in review before them, without being conscious of it.

The summons to breakfast was given, and our host and hostess welcomed all as they entered the room. On the appearance, however, of one young gentleman, Maud gave a slight scream and fainted. Her brother told the company of her having been unwell in the morning, and she was immediately conducted by some of the ladies present to her chamber. The fact of her having fainted at the presence of a rather cavalier-like youngster, of course, caused curious inquiries from some, and afforded amusement to others, who never thought of the true cause of her perturbation.

In the course of the day Maud pressed upon her brother to break up the festivities, on the pretence of her illness, as her mind was troubled with frightful forebodings, and she communicated her fears and her dream to the Abbé Powell, an Irish priest, who was chaplain to the family, and who, from his having been educated, and for some time a resident in France, was called L'Abbé.

The holidays passed, and Thomas D'Cusack remained unhurt. The year fled quickly, and occasionally during its course Maud's dream was made the subject of a jest by her brother. He told her that the young man whose presence caused her so much uneasiness was the son of a respectable and worthy gentleman of a neighbouring county; that they had served together in the Irish Brigade, and had in France been most intimate and faithful friends.

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the usual hilarity, but sounds of wailing opened the festival of the protomartyr of Christianity.

Mr. D'Cusack's faithful servant went to his chamber to call him, at the usual hour, when he beheld the body of his beloved master bathed in his own blood!—his escritoir broken open; papers scattered about, and a dagger, smeared with blood, laid on the upturned lid. The point of the dagger was broken, which proved that it was the instrument of plunder as well as murder.

Of the consternation of the guests, and distraction of Miss D'Cusack, it would be vain to attempt a description. The flag over the portal was struck, and no other sounds but those of woe and lamentations were heard. Conjecture and suspicion were every where busy, but no clue could be found to the discovery of the perpetrator of the monstrous deed. The gentleman that Maud D'Cusack saw in her dreams was there, but who could suspect him? She did, and actually sought to have him arrested on the grounds of her dream; but they, of course, were deemed insufficient.

Mr. D'Cusack's funeral was attended by all the ancient and respectable families of the neighbouring country, and his remains were lowered into the vault of his ancestors, 'midst the tears and wailings of the poor and now friendless, who mourned the loss of their guardian and benefactor. The crowd at length separated, and Ratholdren Castle was silent and desolate during the long minority of the next heir. Miss D'Cusack retired to a convent in France, where, after the lapse of twelve years, spent in total seclusion from the world, she died.

The gentleman upon whom her suspicions had alighted was not wholly exeulpated by his neighbours, particularly by the peasantry. While on the continent he contracted habits of extravagance, and afterwords during his visits to the Irish metropolis and London, he ran into extremes of vice which debased his manhood, and deprived him of all moral principles. Being a younger son, his father thought it better to give him a sum of money and banish him from his home and presence for ever; all his attempts to reclaim him having proved fruitless.

With tears in his eyes, which but faintly bespoke the emotions of his soul, and were weak exponents of his bitter mental anguish, did the old man give his graceless son the parting blessing, and watch the prodigal as he rode heedlessly away, and turned his back on his father's home and the friends with whom he had spent many happy and guiltless hours, while he was now about to plunge into the gulf of misery that was yawning wide for his reception.

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We will not attempt to trace the many scenes of dissipation and profligacy and wretchedness he now witnessed, nor strive to shew by what gradations a man falls from his high estate and purity of mind: it is sufficient to say, that no one falls at once from virtue to extreme vice; the descent is step by step; every new movement brings us lower, and renders the possibility of returning more difficult. prodigal went from Dublin to London, and having there expended the last shilling of the money given him by his father (and which was ample to have laid the foundation of his fortune had he but had virtue and prudence,) his fashionable acquaintance deserted him, and he, pressed by hunger and misery of many descriptions, for the purpose of providing the means necessary for the support of his wretched existence, associated himself with a band of thieves who then infested the great city. He witnessed and joined in many of their deeds of infamy. At length he was captured, thrown into prison, and tried on a charge of burglary-found guilty, and condemned to death.

Early on the day previous to that fixed for the unfortunate man's doom, a messenger arrived from prison

at the residence of the Abbé Powell, who was now chaplain to the French Ambassador, to say that a culprit, whose death was fixed for the following morning, wished to speak with him. The old priest hastened off, and was introduced to the condemned cell; the criminal fell at his feet and bathed them with tears; with difficulty the priest raised him from the earthen floor, and catching a glimpse of his features, discovered the son of a former friend.

This life was now closing, and the next at hand for the wretched man. With care and fervour did the clergyman labour for the conversion of that being who stood upon the brink of a dreadful eternity. But conversion and repentance for an ill-spent life. these to be obtained in a few hours? the task! Let us hope it was accomplished by Almighty grace.

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How difficult

The following morning brought crowds to witness the exit of the criminal. Did they come to receive a moral lesson ?—No. Did they come to be deterred from guilt ?—No. They came to gratify a savage curiosity, which is almost universal.

The culprit ascended slowly the place of execution, accompanied by the Abbé alone; his step was unsteady, and he whispered a few words in the ear of his confessor. He then delivered himself into the hands of the executioner, and in a few moments he ceased to live!

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Where the western sunbeams smile;
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Varied in dyes,

But none like those of Erin's Isle.

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He had confessed the whole of his sinful career to the Abbé Powel, and, amongst other things, that he was the murderer of Thomas D'Cusack. The latter confession he had written and signed with his own hand, and empowered the priest to make it known to the D'Cusack family, to set all further suspicion at rest. This declaration was full and explicit, and corresponded, it was said, fully with the circum-spirit, to which a little gum-resin, ammoniac or galbastances of Maud D'Cusack's dream. He murdered Thomas, and then with the same dagger forced open his desk, from which he took some papers, the exact nature of which he did wish should transpire, neither was it important that it should, and a sum of money which he needed for the payment of debts he had accumulated by his profligacy.

His subsequent life and fate has been told; the circumstances of the murder and of the life of its perpetrator are facts; the reader may give what credit or construction he pleases to the dream.

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MANUFACTURE OF CLOTH BY FELTING.-In this CAOUTCHOUCINE. This is a highly inflammable new species of manufacture, the process of bowing liquid, obtained from caoutchouc by distructive distiland planking are performed by a carding machine, lation. Mr. Barnard obtained a patent for its manuand a machine termed a hardener. The bat of wool facture in 1833, and it has since excited considerable is formed by means of a travelling apron, which interest among chemists from two very extraordinary receives from the doffer of the card the slivers, or thin characteristics which it is found to possess viz., that in layers of wool, the process being continued until the a liquid state it has less specific gravity than any other slivers accumulated upon one another throughout the liquid known, being considerably lighter than sulwhole length of the apron, are sufficient in number to phuric ether, and in a state of vapour it is heavier than give the required substance. The bat is then cut the most ponderous of the gases. When mixed with and referred to the hardner, in which it is forced alcohol, it is a solvent of all the resins and particularly through and compressed by a series of rollers, the copal, which it dissolves at the ordinary temperature felting action being performed by the top rollers, of the atmosphere a property possessed by no other which have a slight alternating motion, while the cloth solvent known. It is thus particularly useful for makreceives heat and moisture from perforated steam-ing varnishes in general. It also mixes readily with pipes. After further compression in a third machine, which is immersed in a bath of soap and water, the cloth is transferred to the fulling-mill, and after being beaten a short time, is susceptible of the same degrees of finish as woollen cloth. The manufacture appears to be peculiarly fitted for carpets, horse-cloths, outer wearing apparel, &c., for which purposes it can be manufactured, it is said, for the mere cost of the oil used in preparing the wool for spinning the thread of woven cloth of the same description.

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NAUTICAL RECOLLECTIONS.

No one can admire the character of a true-hearted sailor more than I do; and, yet, I can never see one attired in the garb of his profession, manly and graceful as it is, without a slight shudder. It matters not whether the individual be either, what Dana calls, "a salt," " a thorough-bred sea dog," or the more harmless specimen of yachting young gentlemen, in all the glory of broad cloth and gilt buttons--the feelings are still the same; and the sensations recalled to my mind are equally of an unpleasant complexion. I can account for this nervous peculiarity but in one way, and that, probably, will be best understood by my relating the circumstance from which I date its origin.

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Many years ago (alas! how many!) I found myself, at the age of eighteen, a hopeful student of Old Trinity." Fresh from the country, buoyant, full of health and hope, I had very little to fret me, and never let the shadow of the approaching morrow darken the sunshine of to-day-a temperament that was shared by my chosen companions and class-fellows, Robert Esmond, (commonly called "Spouting Bob," from an inveterate propensity to quote Shakspeare on all occasions,) and Frank Lonergan. Frank's taste lay more in the sentimental line; he was rather addicted to walking by the canal, at moonlight; and, of course, perpetrated poetry. With regard to myself, although

"On their own merits, modest men are dumb!"

yet, like all heroes in genteel comedy, I do not think that I was remarkable for any distinguishing attribute; or, if I was, like Sir Callaghan O'Brallaghan's

brogue, I am sure I never could perceive it.

Gardens. By some kind of talismanic freemasonry sion, the exact hour they would be visible in the we were enabled to calculate, with wonderful preci neighbourhood of Mountjoy-square; and, equally astonishing, whenever they went shopping, was the correctness with which, "quite by chance," we hapthese evolutions, as I made it a rule never to believe pened to meet them on their return home during all a word they said on the subject. How my friends progressed I know not, but, with regard to myself, I bowed and blushed,

"But never talked of love!"

At times I experienced a sensation, as if my fair companion was laughing at me in secret, and, although my vanity spurned the idea, yet there was a comical expression in her eye and a slight curl on her pretty lip, that boded anything but success to the hopes of the stripling on whose arm she leaned, and whom, I dreaded to think, she considered in the light of a walking-stick. However, these were passing spasms, and her good-natured familarity and my own self-conceit soon effaced the painful impressions they left behind them.

"If I could tell her what oakum was made of ?"

It happened that on one occasion a week had elapsed since we last saw the objects of our devotion; and when we again met, which happened to be in the promenade at the Rotundo Gardens, we at once perceived a decided change in the manner of our fair friends. They had, a few days previous, been on and politeness of the blue-jackets had made such board a man-of-war at Dunleary, and the gallantry impression on their imaginations, that they could talk of nothing else; this, and a careful perusal of Cooper's "Pilot" the preceding day, had so completely filled their minds with nautical notions, that their entire conversation ran on the one subject, intermixed with a strange medley of sea phrases and quotations, about "the deep waters,"" the dark I need scarcely say, it was necessary for three blue sea," and "the foaming billows," enough to so hopeful specimens of the rising generation to be make a landsman jealous. To such a pitch was this in love, and in love we were. Frank had two carried, that my "faithless Bella" interrupted a longcousins residing in the neighbourhood of Blessington-winded compliment to her eyes, which took me half an street, very pretty and interesting girls; and with hour the previous night in composing, by askingthem, on a visit, was a third young lady, (I shall spare you her description,) who, in my eyes, was more than equally attractive. The number was therefore complete, and Voila, une affaire fini!" we had soon, all the symptoms of the tender passion (as described in novels) strongly developed, although expressed in a distinct manner in each individual case. Thus, while Romeo and Juliet was rehearsed by Bob, until the echoes of his chamber rang again; the parts of Juliet and Tybalt being sustained by his academical gown and great coat, hung up against the door, and invariably pinned to the pannel with a sword-cane in the fencing scene-Frank was seated in his room, regarding a spider on the ceiling with a stern look, in the vain hope of extracting from its cobwebs a sonnet to his "ladye love;" while I, even I, with my arms folded on my breast, my body balanced on my chair, and my legs disposed on each side of the fire-place, sat sighing like a paviour," reflecting on the many accomplishments of the fair visitor, Arabella Thompson.

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The ladies in question were not long in discovering the conquests they had made; and, as Frank visited their house in right of relationship, and I was intro. duced as a particular friend of Miss T.'s father, and Bob came as a mutual acquaintance, matters went on swimmingly. The elastic connection of "cousinship" (there is no knowing to what lengths it may be stretched) effectually silenced all inquisitive inquiries, and, secure in its protection, we attended our fair friends in sundry walks to the country; and, sometimes, though seldom, escorted them to the Rotundo

fusion towards my companions, I had the melanThis was a quencher; but when I looked in my concholy pleasure of perceiving matters were equally gloomy with them. Frank wore an expression of countenance between a Werter and a Don Quixote : and Bob was slapping the crown of his hat, and buttoning his coat-both symptoms, I knew well, preparatory to his either bolting instanter, or knocking a man down. In this state we saw the ladies home, nor at parting was our good humour restored. by their hinting their anxiety "to see us in naval costume, as they were sure the jackets would become our figures so much," and to our rather brief "good night," they, with great sweetness, responded, by singing the last bars of" All's well!" We parted in high dudgeon, and returned to college-a journey not without its difficulties, arising, chiefly, from Bob's asking every second man he met "did he mean to insult him?" However, we at last arrived there, and repairing to my room, we all sat, some minutes, looking in silence at the fire. I then arose and went to the cupboard, and, as was

"Our custom always of an afternoon," mixed (forgive me, Mr. Editor) some punch in a teapot, and, glasses being an unknown luxury, poured each of the indignant lovers a cup full; and helping myself in an equally equitable manner, and flinging some cigars on the table, sat down again to consider "this here most fatal go." Our debate at first was rather stormy-Bob swearing he would cut the con nection, and Frank insisting" he would never speak

to Lousa again, and that to-morrow he would go and tell her so!" I said nothing, the oakum being too fresh in my recollection. However, by degrees, we became less irate, and milder measures were proposed. At last, a thought struck me, that as Esmond, the preceding day, had received a letter from his parents, containing four sheets of advice from his father, and a ten pound note in a postscript from his mother, we should direct our snip (our purse being a joint-stock one) to furnish us with jackets and unwhisperables to match, and that some evening we should astonish our fickle fair ones, by visiting them in our nautical attire. The idea was pronounced glorious, and the motion agreed to nem. con. with the addition, that, preparatory to the visit, we should make an excursion by water to either Howth or Dunleary, to preveut any invidious remarks as to our being fresh-water saliors. This, also, "passed the house," and Bob wound up the "the night's debate" by pointing to the tea-pot, and exclaiming in a tragic tone

"Now let us to our holy work again !"

a hint I immediately complied with by replenishing the contents" same as before;" and, after discussing this last infusion, we all retired to our dormitories.

Our plans prospered; the fraction of humanity was agreeable, and promised to have the habiliments forthcoming, and, strange to say, was true to his word. Lonergan had engaged a stout four-oared gig, that occasionally carried a sail, and in which we were to embark below the Custom-house; and, next morning, having donned our jackets, taken the stiffeners out of our black silk handkerchiefs, and turned down our shirt-collars, (by which we had sore throats for a fortnight,) and arranged all our dress as "ship shape" as possible, we sallied forth from the house of our schneider, when we had effected the transformation in our attire, and being pronounced by Bob, after a minute inspection, "as exceedingly kiddy and quite the thing!" wended towards our bark, rejoicing. The day was beautiful, the water without a ripple, with a slight breeze, which the man, from whom we hired the boat, and who accompanied us, said, was quite in our favour; and as Bob, with prudent forethought, had sent down two baskets, a large and a small one, containing certain condiments and liquids, we had every prospect of a pleasant trip. As the wind was fair, we had no necessity of using the oars, and, hoisting our light sails, dashed merrily along. I took the helm, and performed the part of steersman with great eclat; for, except that I ran foul of two oyster boats, we cleared the Liffey without any accident.

As our light skiff rose and fell on the heaving surface of the bay, our spirits ascended in proportion; and when, owing to a shift in the wind, we stretched on atack towards the white cottages of Clontarf, and our little craft cut the waters with its sharp prow, tossing, with playful ease, the foam on each side of its graceful-moulded bows, our ectacy was complete. I shouted, Frank sang, and Bob recited at a fearful rate, begging of the winds, among other requests, "to blow and crack their cheeks." In fact, for three hours "all went merry as a marriage bell," but by that time the breeze had become sensibly rougher, and the long line of billows that came tumbling in from seaward, had the dark green bulk of their waters crested with foam The sea-gulls screamed harshly as they swept by us, and everything portended a change. Nothing daunted by this, our little bark kept its course, and, with her bows pointed towards the Pigeon-house, bounded from the sandy shore of Clontarf on one of her many tacks. Bob and I now began to feel very hungry, and, opening the baskets, commenced an attack upon the viands. On handing Lonergan a portion of ham on a biscuit, I was struck

with the loathing expression of horror with which h refused it, and looking more closely, at once perceived, that he was struggling with the first agonies of sea-sickness; so much so, that when Bob told him "To leave his horrible faces and BEGIN,"

the poor fellow complied with the request with an energy and an activity that was not pleasant to behold.

I am sorry to confess his case met with very little sympathy; for while I assured him "it was an excellent remedy for bile!" Bob handed me some whiskey to make grog, and adding the simple direction of, "Put this in any liquid thing you will!" commisserating tone of voice, inquired, turned towards the importunate sufferer, and, in a "should he help him to pork?" a question which, it is unnecessary to add, plunged our victim in the very depths of nausea and disgust.

While thus employed, the boatman, bidding us look sharp, as there was a squall coming, took in the sails. Scarcely had he done so, when a fierce gust of wind rushed across the waters, and, lashing into foam the violence of a hurricane. waves around us, swept over our heads with the As our fragile vessel lay

tossing violently on the excited element beneath her, we shipped several heavy seas, which drenched us to the skin and spoiled our provisions. However, the squall passed away almost as quickly as it came, and taking Bob's new hat with it, by way of a keepsake, swept onwards to the land, and in less than fifteen minutes all was clear again. Bob looked with a rueful expression after his castor, and though I pointed out to him "that he was merely like ourselves, drifting with a bare pole," and "that beavers were always aquatic," neither of these undoubted facts restored his composure; but our mishaps were not yet concluded, for, on my starting suddenly to my legs, to see what the boatman called "a porpus"

"Oh, grief of griefs! oh, gall of all good hearts!"

by the action a large piece of cloth was forcibly abstracted from my trousers behind, and lay like a sticking plaster adhering to the fresh pitched plank Words cannot on which I had just been sitting! express my horror at the accident. The hiatus was dreadful, being, as Bob told me, "round as his father's shield," nor can I describe the full extent of my misfortune to you, Mr. Editor, without offending your delicacy. Suffice it to say, that by this untoward event that portion of the human frame to which ladies usually apply bustles was left almost without a covering!

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Further pleasure was now out of the question; we. were all unanimous in a wish to land as soon as possible, and, hoisting our canvass, we quickly entered the basin at the Pigeon-house--the sun in the meantime, as if to mock our misery, shining merrily on the tossing sea, and the clouds looking as white and fleecy as if, like a pretty woman, they never knew how to frown in their lives. When we arrived at a landing place we took counsel as to what was the best to be done. Bob's loss was soon supplied by the boatman's lending him his sou-wester, (whose texture, by the bye, marvellously resembled diaculum plaster;) but my accident was not so easily remedied. Frank proposed tying his handkerchief over the "part affected," but that I declined as infra dig; and, after many other fruitless suggestions, Bob, dipping into one of the lockers of the boat, produced a large sheet of strong brown paper, and declared with a shout it was just the thing wanted; and then, after some useless opposition on my part, proceeded to insert it with great ingenuity so as to hide the awful vacancy, and fastening it with pins, not so adroitly as I could have wished, contemplated his work for a moment,

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