[Exit. Of his heart, and what his brains do weigh. That speaks command, or haste; open the door. Enter Lucy. Lucy! weeping, my wench? melting thine eyes, As they had trespassed against light, and thou Would'st give them darkness for a punishment! Lucy. Undone, madam, without all hope, but what Your pity will vouchsafe to minister. Amp. Hast thou been struck by infamy! or comest A mourner from the funeral of love? Lucy. I am the mourner, and the mourned; dead to Myself, but left not rich enough to buy a grave: Gin. I could ne'er endure that old, moist-eyed Methought she prayed too oft. To make her long-winded, which our devout Amp. What ground had her suspect? 17 15 Mine-The 4to reads nine; the folio, my. 16 Commit-It is observed by Mr Malone, (see note to Othello, A. 4. S. 2.) that "this word in Shakespeare's time, besides its general signification, seems to have been applied particularly to unlawful acts of love: hence, perhaps, it is so often repeated by Othello." See also King Lear, A. 3. S. 4. and Mr Steevens's note. 17 Suspect-i. e suspicion. VOL. I. 20 Lucy. Young Pallatine, that wooed my heart until He gathered fondness where he planted love, Sold all my jewels, and my trifling wealth, Amp. This, Luce, is such apostacy in wit, As nature must degrade herself in woman to Forgive. Shall love put thee to charge? couldst thou Permit thy lover to become thy pensioner? Eng. Her sense will now be tickled till it ache. Amp.Thy feature and thy wit are wealth enough To keep thee high in all those vanities, That wild ambition, or expensive pride, Perform in youth; but thou invert'st their use: Thy lover, like the foolish adamant The steel, thou fiercely dost allure, and draw To spend thy virtue, not to get by it. Lucy. This doctrine, madam, is but new to me. Amp. How have I lived, think'st thou ? c'en by my wits. My guardian's contribution gave us gowns, Gin. A coat of mail, Quilted with wire, was soft sarsnet to them. Amp. Our diet scarce so much as is prescribed To mortify; two eggs of emmets poached, A single bird, no bigger than a bee, Made up a feast. Gin. He had starved me, but that And thou eat'st him up two foot of an old wall. Nature, my steward, I did call t' account, Gin. A jewel for a kiss, and that half ravished. Amp. Know, Luce, this is no hospital for fools, My bed is yours, but on condition, Luce, That you redeem the credit of your sex; That you begin to tempt, and when the snare Hath caught the fowl, you plume 18 him till you get More feathers than you lost to Pallatine. Lucy. I shall not waste my hours in winding silk, Or shelling peasccods with your ladyship. Know, I would fain behold that silly monarch, Eng. Madam, you are Not far from the possession of your wish; Eng. They will immure themselves Ladies. They'll shine in various habit, like Lucy. My ears received a taste of them be fore. Amp. Engine, how shall we see them? bless me, Engine, With thy kind voice. Eng. Though miracles are ceased, This, madam, is in the power of thought and time. Amp. I would kiss thee, Engine, but for an odd Nice humour in my lips; they blister at Inferior breath. This ring, and all my hopes Are thine: dear Engine, now project, and live. Gin. I'd lose my wedding to behold these dagonets.19 Amp. My guardian's out o' town. Let us triumph Like Cæsar till to-morrow night; thou know'st 13 Plume-This is a falconer's term. Latham says, it " is when a hawk seizeth a fowle, and pulleth the feathers from the body." 19 Dagonets-Sir Dagonet was the squire of King Arthur, in the old romance of Morte Arthur. See the notes of Mr Theobald, Dr Johnson, Mr Warton, and Mr Steevens, on The Second Part of King Henry IV. A. 3. S. 2, Amp. Spoke like the bold Cophetua's 20 son. Let us contrive within to tempt them hither.Follow, my Luce, restore thyself to fame [Exeunt ENGINE, AMPLE, GINET. Young PALLATINE beckons Lucy from between the Hangings as she is going. Y. Pal. Luce! Luce! Lucy. Death on my eyes! how came you hither? Y. Pal. I'm, Luce, a kind of peremptory fly, Shift houses still to follow the sun-beams; I must needs play in the flames of thy beautyLucy. You've used me with a Christian care; have you not? Y. Pal. Come, I know all. I have been at thy aunt's house. And there committed more disorder than Witness a shower of malmsey lees, dropped from Y. Pal. Yes, and she looks like the old slut of Thou hast read of. I told her she must die, To some Dutch brewer of Ratcliffe, to make Luy. Speak low. I am deprived Y. Pal. My Luce, be magnified; I am all plot, From hence, I have laid two instruments, Meager And Pert, that shall encounter his long ears With tales less true than those of Troy; they shall Endanger him, maugre his active wits, And mount thee, little Luce, that thou may'st reach To dandle Fate; to soothe them till they give Lucy. You are too loud; whisper your plots Enter ENGINE, Elder PALLATINE, and THWACK. Eng. You call and govern, gentlemen, as if Your business were above your haste; but know You where you are? E. Pal. Sir Tyrant Thrift dwells here: By a charm, (to avoid temptation in others,) Eng. I shall deliver you both.- [Erit. E. Pal. But this, Sir Morglay, will not do; in troth You break our covenants. Thwack. Why, hear me plead. E. Pal. From forty to fourscore, the written law And mend dark lanterns? invent steel mattocks, E. Pal. Follow your task; you see how early I Thwack. 'Tis the cause I Come for; a withered midwife, or a nurse Enter GINET. Gin. My lady understands your haste, and she Herself consults now in affairs of haste; But yet will hastily approach to see You, gentlemen, and then in haste return. [Exit. E. Pal. What's this, the superscription of a packet? Thwack. Now does my blood wamble. You! sucket-eater! 123 [Offers to follow her, PALLATINE stays him, 20 Cophetua's son-Though the name of this monarch is known to us, I believe we are all ignorant respecting his royal progeny. S. 21 Morion-Morion is a helmet. It must here mean a hat. 22 To sey new perukes-To say, I believe, means to assay, to try on, and should be written 'say. I have often met with the word so abbreviated. S. 23 Sucket-eater-i, e. eater of confectionary ware, sugar-pellets. $. 2 E. Pal. These covenants, knight, will never be | Than did the cedar roots, that danced to Orpheus. observed; I'll sue the forfeiture, leave you so poor, Enter AMPLE, LUCY, GINET; Elder PALLATINE, and THWACK address to kiss them, and are thrust back. Am. Stay, gentlemen.-Good souls, they have seen, Luce, The country turtles bill, and think our lips, villagers, They churn still, keep their dairies, and lay up For embroidered mantles against the heir's birth? Am. Who is begot i' the Christmas holidays? E. Pal. Yes, surely, when the spirit of mince-pie Reigns in the blood. Am. What? penny gleek 24 I hope's In fashion yet, and the treacherous foot Not wanting on the table frame, to jog The husband, lest he lose the noble that Should pay the grocer's man for spice and fruit. Lucy. The good old butler shares too with his lady In the box, bating for candles that were burnt After the clock struck ten. Thwack. He doth indeed; Poor country madams, they're in subjection still; The beasts, their husbands, make them sit on three Legged stools, like homely daughters of an hos pital, To knit socks for their cloven feet. E. Pal. And when these tyrant husbands, too, grow old (As they have still the impudence to live long) With mother Spectacle, the curate's wife, Am. And in the days of joy and triumph, sir, feet more dirt Am. Do they not pour their wine too from an ewer, Or small gilt cruce, like orange-water kept Lucy. And when a stranger comes, send seven miles post By moon-shine, for another pint? E. Pal. All these indeed are heavy truths; but what Do you, the exemplar madams of the town? Thwack. And then reserve your age, E. Pal. If rich, you come to court, there learn At charge to teach your paraquetoes French, Thwack. But if you're poor, Like wanton monkeys chained from fruit, Lucy. Rose vinegar to wash that ruffian's mouth! Am. They come to live here by their wits, let them use them. Lucy. They have so few, and those they spend so fast, They will leave none remaining to maintain them. E. Pal. But if you'll needs marry, Thwack. I would no more doubt to enjoy You two in all variety of wishes, (Were't not for certain covenants that I lately Signed to in my drink) than I would fear usury In a small poet or a cast corporal. Am. You would not? Thwack. But look to your old widows; Lest I should leave their twins upon the parish, There my title's good; see they be rich too, To whom the deputy o' the ward will deny 24 Gleek-A game at cards, now entirely disus'd. The manner of playing at it may be seen in The Complete Gamester, &c. 2d edit. 1680. chap. 6. p. 64. Blue coats at Easter, loaves at funerals, 'Cause they were sons of an old country wit. Am. Why all for widows, sir; can nothing that Is young affect your mouldy appetite? Enter ENGINE. Eng. It lies here, gentlemen. E. Pal. There needs small summons, we are gone; but do you hear, Thwack. No in sooth; damsels at your years We will receive no letters, we, though sent are wont To talk too much over their marmalade; They can't fare well, but all the town must hear't: Thwack. Give me an old widow, that commits sin With the gravity of a corrupt judge, [AMPLE takes Elder PALLATINE apart. Am. Pray, sir, allow me but your ear aside, Though this rude Clim i' the Clough 25 presume, In his desires more than his strength can justify, You should have nobler kindness than to think All ladies relish of an appetite, . Bad as the worst your evil chance hath found. E. Pal. All are alike to me; at least, I'll make Them so, with thin persuasions, and a short Expence of time. Am. Then I have cast away My sight; my eyes have look'd themselves into A strong discase: but they shall bleed for it. E. Pal. Troth lady mine, I find small remedy. Am. Why came you hither, sir? She that shall sigh Her easy spirits into wind for you, Must not have hope the kindness of your breath Will e'er recover her. Lucy. What do I hear? Hymen defend! But three good corners to your little heart, And two already broiling on love's altar! Does this become her, Ginet? speak. Gin. As age, and half a smock would become me. By the incorporeal spy your dwarf, or Audry Thwack. Nor no message, From the old widow your mother, (if you Half drowned in rheum, those floods of rheum in which Her maids do daily dive to seek the teeth [Exeunt ENGINE, Elder PALLATINE, THWACK. Lucy. 'Las! good old gentleman, We shall see him shortly in as many night-caps Am. Are they gone, Luce? Lucy. Not like the hours, for they'll return again Ere long; O you carried your false love rarely! And intends you for the very next bit : Am. Luce, I have a thousand thoughts These witty gentlemen shall prove, and in Enter Younger PALLATINE, MEAGER, PERT, the two last being new clothed. Y. Pal. Don Meager, and Don Pert, you neither found These embroidered skins in your mother's womb: Surely nature's wardrobe is not thus laced? Pert. We flourish, Pall, by the charter of thy smiles, A little magnifyed with show, and thought Mea. The chamber's bravely hung! 25 Clim i the Clough.-See the ballad in Dr Percy's collection. S. |