"Ici on Parle Français": A Farce in One Act

13 feet long 9 feet high alarmed ANGEL angrily apron back scene beefsteak bell pull Bless my soul bonnet Box Scene Brassington Cape Coast Slasher charmante coffee pot Confound County Court curtains daughter devil door Dramatic Entertainment dress dusting Enter ANNA MARIA Exit into room fader female lodger Fitz-Pentonville French before breakfast guineas a week Hallo hand hastily Helas Here's husband ICI ON PARLE indignantly infernal jamais lady and gentleman lady's leetle let lodgings liable long and 9 look madam Maid Major Rattan MAJOR REGULUS RATTAN Monsieur Victor mounseer mounted on canvas moustachios objet old hombogs pair Paris PARLE FRANCAIS parlour performance takes place Place of Dramatic Re-enter MAJOR refreshment station ring heard roaring SAMUEL FRENCH Sare set of Wings SPRIG SPRIGGINS sulkily three guineas unmounted Ditto vere wages What's wife wife's window Wings and Border young Frenchman