Absent. The English Teacher: The English Teacher'When George J. George mistook his white Ford Escort for the moon, he knew his time was up.' When Mr George loses his job teaching English at a private secondary school in Bulawayo, 'his pension payout, after forty years of full-time service, bought him two jam doughnuts and a soft tomato.' When he backs his uninsured white Ford Escort into a brand new Mercedes Benz, the out-of-court settlement sees him giving up his house to the complainant, Beauticious Nyamayakanuna, and becoming her domestic servant. Through the prism of this engaging post-colonial role reversal, and spiced with George's lessons on Shakespeare, John Eppel draws down the curtain on one particular white man in Africa. But before it's time to go, George will delight us with the antics of his literature classes; his various arrests - all timed to coincide with the police chief's need for help with essays on Hamlet and A Grain of Wheat; his keen eye for flora and fauna; and the long trek back through the hundred years of his family's Zimbabwean past, as he returns an abandoned child to her home. Eppel has satirized the racial politics of southern Africa in many of his previous novels. In Absent: The English Teacher he turns his gaze inwards for a generous and richly rewarding parody of the land of his birth. |
Contents
| 1 | |
2 A Glint of Copper | 5 |
3 A Weekend in Elsinore | 13 |
4 Wabenzi | 27 |
5 Letting Slip | 29 |
6 A Little Touch of Georgy in the Night | 33 |
7 For She My Mind Hath So Dispacd | 39 |
8 A Hard Days Night | 45 |
13 Words Words Words | 82 |
14 Return to Elsinore | 88 |
15 Doing It | 96 |
16 The Enormous Turnip | 102 |
17 Salmagundi | 108 |
18 A Sentence is but a Chevril Glove | 114 |
19 Long Days Journey | 122 |
20 Into Night | 129 |
9 Deus ex Machina | 57 |
10 Hope Deferred and a Longing Fulfilled | 64 |
11 Reason Not | 69 |
12 The Need | 75 |
21 Westering | 136 |
22 George Jorge George of the Bushveld | 142 |
Back Cover | 147 |
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Africa backpack Beauticious began bird bottle boys Brenda Fassie Bulawayo bush called Catalectic catharsis CHIEF INSPECTOR child colour dogs English Teacher ENORMOUS TURNIP Eppel eyes face fair feel fire foul gate George's Grain ground Gukurahundi Hamlet hands head Helter Hercules and Ajax hush Ian Smith Joji Joseph khaya Kihika kilometres per hour King Lear lesson light little girl look Macbeth Madam Mangwe McKaufmann mealie Minister Miss Ultimate moon Mugabe Mugo Ndebele Ndiweni Ngugi Ngugi wa Thiongo night novel paradox picked play Polly prepositions pulled pupils rinsed river road Robert Mugabe sadza SECOND INTERROGATOR SECOND PRISONER seeds sentence Shakespeare sitting Skelter smiled Sorry sparrow-weavers sweet syllable synecdoche T.S. Eliot There's took tree turned TURNIP voice walked washing white-browed sparrow-weavers Wilhelmine witches woman words Zimbabwe Zimbabwean
